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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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locachick101 0

well, never say or promise something you can't keep up with !! lol

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codenamel 1

How's this bad? You should tell him the dishes aren't enough and add another job.

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Doortje 29

Well, move on to the next chore that has to be done.

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Zebidee 8

You must be the worst prostitute in history.

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MegamiKaosu 28

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!......... I'm trying this tomorrow......

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thebassopotomous 0

I would correct what's wrong with your post, #33, but I'd have better luck prying a well written term paper from a chimp. It is the English language, use it well and you will seem far less mentally challenged.

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Jrefinne 7

81, couldn't have said it better myself!

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hughsmith 0

is that Springdale Bulldogs? your pic? just wondering

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NoFackYourLife 0

You'd better get on that dick then!

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gsxxerr 4

Don't make promises you can't keep!!

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ceva_fml 1

that's the nicest thing i ever heard. im gonna try it on my girl

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