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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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lomr13 0

haha eee man don't act like u don't like it

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ProhibitionRose 14

just cuz you like sucking the dick doesn't mean everyone does, nice pink blouse by the way paragraph

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JollyGreenGiantJ 0

i dont blame the guy i mean id probably clean a dish everytime one got dirty

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ProhibitionRose 14

win!!!!! you deserve it for him finding a loophole AND because blow jobs shouldn't be used as a reward. if you love him, suck that dick like you mean it! and swallow :D

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DontBeACreeper 0

agreed. washing dishes is no fun.

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619warrior281 5

42, and your a dumbass for not catching on that he's her BF.

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xJordieeBearhhx 0

ahahahaha dont underestimate a guy dude.. you'll be surprised.

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lfsabtch 4

Oh my god this is awesome. Any idea how I could... "suggest".. this to my girlfriend? Without outright saying it?

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LukeNukem_fml 3

you won't believe the amount of jealousy I'm feeling toward your boyfriend now.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

wow! you can type and give head at the same time! you are a skilled, multitasker! how is this FML? it's win-win. Your brilliant incentive scheme works! he is NEVER going to leave you and you will NEVER have to do dishes again. Only time this is gonna get awkward is at Christmas family dinners & parties etc... if he ever did leave you, he's going to get boners every time he does the dishes for the rest if his life! LMAO!

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