By Tiny - United States - Las Vegas


Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
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By  Swandive235  |  27

I eat my own nose hairs, I'm a total gibbering idiot!

  \  |  28

At least you're not a jew.


And what exactly does this have to do with #1's comment, dear #77? Or did you just want to make sure that everyone could see your comment first thing, instead of having to scroll down?

  NeatNit  |  32

Alan, it's the fact that it gets noticed! at least on the android app, first comments appear first, and are always read by ANYONE reading the comments at all. Normally when you see an FML, you can be commenter #50 or something... you'll never get noticed like that, might as well not type anything. so when you get to be first, you feel the power through your veins!!

and then you post the most pointless thing you can think of. oh, I'm sorry, I just implied that there's thought involved. my bad.

  Sirin_fml  |  46

You wouldn't believe how many people reported the first comment for being gibberish. I didn't think reading the replies and figuring out what's happening could be so difficult.

  stargirl_95  |  24

I'm 1,6 metres tall (sorry, I don't know how much that is in feet). For awhile everyone was convinced I was going to be the tallest in the family. Seven years later, still the same height. I've met girls who are up to my shoulder in high heels so that made me feel a bit better. Us southern Africans tend to be much shorter than our northern counterparts

  wellthen7154  |  12

I'm pretty close to being done growing, but I'm only 5' 3". I might have an inch or 2 left. You'll never get used to the unending short jokes, but hey, I can weave through crowds extremely well.
Though, younger people who are taller than you are no fun.

  lux0rd  |  18

It's not impossible to grow again after you've become an adult.

A man named Adam Rainer was the only person in recorded history to have been both a dwarf and a giant.
At age 18, he was measured at 122.55 cm (4 ft 0.25") then 14 years later when he was 32 he had another growth spurth causing him to grow about another 3ft.

He did have a tumor in his brain causing the strange growth spurt though so I wouldn't recommend trying his method of growing.


My mothers the same, when I was the grotesquely tall girl in primary school I "wished" I would stop growing and after I didn't get past 5"4 my mum has told me that my wish came true and although my growth plates have reached I actively chose to stop growing and can hence begin growing again!