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100 kick-ass comments
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Froggyjade's favorite FMLs

Today, the only conversation I had with my mother where she didn't explode into a hissy fit was about peanut butter vs. almond butter. And even then she was starting to get mad at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Friday 27 December 2013 06:40 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lucie / Monday 23 December 2013 01:51 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mustabeendrugs - / Monday 14 October 2013 01:14 / United States - Tucson

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

I agree, your life sucks

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