Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML
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Aethren
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she saw you get a boner?
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naza517
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u guys r assholes..... u act like being fat is a fucking crime, yeah some ppl can stand to lose weight but it's ultimately up to them, don't need assholes like u to put them down as well
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mleugim
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Is she your mother? mmm
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greatbelow
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She must pay for making that comment....
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breenarae25
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REVENGEE!!!!!!!!!
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gorina
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You guys are way too easily butthurt.
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Edmund_Dantes
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Are you claiming to be going through the "growth spurt" as an excuse for getting fat? Because your mom's right, growth spurts are generally vertical.
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ZING_MASTER
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To be fair, you teed that one up pretty high.
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Aethren
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she saw you get a boner?
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hugoni2000
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Op is female...
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xPediophobia
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That's something my dad would say.
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Stan_Cubed
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Hahaha parents are jerks.
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d_dh2310
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what a rude mother. don't take her seriously unless you actually have a health problem and need to lose weight.
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youaresofucked
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#16 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
But yeah, seriously fatty, get on the treadmill, and stop going to McDonalds.
But yeah, seriously fatty, get on the treadmill, and stop going to McDonalds.
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NoGoodNoUse
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I'm sorry to say but that was a good burn. Well bad for you good for her
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kathira120
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Yeahh McDonald's isn't the place for you to be right now, fatty. Shut up and quit complaining. If your so fat, HIT THE FREAKIN GYM!!! FML doesn't need fatties who sit on their butts all day typing FML's like this for attention .get a job...or a girlfriend who will accept your obesity problem....>.>
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frenchyhater
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listen mother fucking bitch my best friend is fat and i dont make fun of him you are just a shallow fucking piece of shit youll get yours one day. your probably going to have fat kids
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Sweeney90
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Tell your "best friend" to get to the gym as well then.
Lard arse.
Lard arse.
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naza517
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u guys r assholes..... u act like being fat is a fucking crime, yeah some ppl can stand to lose weight but it's ultimately up to them, don't need assholes like u to put them down as well