lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

lol I agree!

there's an elephant in the room!

just filter feed! unless ur not a sea sponge...

It's fucking winter in Aus :(

21 ( check another of the list) another reason to live in the U.S!!! lol

37, Because it's always summer in the US?

no but it is right now. herpa derpa

The great U.S. home of obesity, national debt, and McDonalds.

US RULES! ... And ive never been to austrailia but I'm sure it's pretty chill...

37- Its allways Summer in P.R. :D

usa's pretty awsome i live in canada though )= , but i do love the beavers up here (=

that's like me =

that's life

life is a game, that happens to be impossible to win

I disagree I think Bill Gates won

I'm sorry, mothers tend to over react to things their kids do. Personally, I think it's because like to always be in control of our lives. Out

Next time you're on the phone with her, ask if something is wrong with her phone cause she sounds fat. Start shrinking her clothes and injecting bacon fat into all the food in your house. She will be too busy being self conscious to worry about you.

That is really mean. Even if the mom is freaking out she only wants what is best for OP. I think it's somewhat heart warming, even if the mother is going about it the wrong way.

lol just fuckin ignore her

eat secretly every now and then and never complain about starvation!! problem solved!!!

But then OP's mom will still think she has an eating disorder if she's eating less frequently!

What does Op mean???

Fucking Google it.

What does Google mean???

it means Original Poster and sweet drum kit dude

Google means a B on a report on a book you've never read. Due tomorrow...

lol, that sounds familiar.

YOU MUST EAT YOUR MOTHER!

Next time she tells you it's swimsuit season, tell her off and inform her that whenever you say you're not hungry she insists you have a eating disorder. Like saying "WTF is wrong with you mom?!"

Finally, an FML where I can read my favorite line from White Chicks!

*squeezes rolls*

ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!!!

You

You know it relates somehow.

Not really.

You just never saw white chicks before. So you wouldn't know, smartass.

My mother does this. But different. My step mother accused me of bullemia, and i went and told my mother because I thought it was hilarious... my mother went 'Are you?' now she constantly complains I'm too thin.

eat a big mac and a baconator in front of her

Yeah, but eating that in front of her won't stop her from believing that, b/c they'll just think she threw it up later. If it was anorexia, then that would work. It's harder to prove that you're not bulimic. They'd have 2 follow you to the bathroom after each & every meal.

That wouldn't help. Bulimics binge (eat a lot at once) and then purge (throw it up). Her mother would probably accuse her of binging.

Baconators are the ish!!

Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

win! ^^

when she calls you for dinner say your not hungry and when she says you have a eating disorder say you just ate