By argh - 13/07/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
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barcalover 2

lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

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enonymous 8

Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

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barcalover 2

lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

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OWNZ 0

just filter feed! unless ur not a sea sponge...

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barcalover 2

21 ( check another of the list) another reason to live in the U.S!!! lol

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marinus_fml 19

37, Because it's always summer in the US?

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knights95 9

The great U.S. home of obesity, national debt, and McDonalds.

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TheBigWaffle 6

US RULES! ... And ive never been to austrailia but I'm sure it's pretty chill...

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Takador 3

37- Its allways Summer in P.R. :D

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idontcare8l 3

usa's pretty awsome i live in canada though )= , but i do love the beavers up here (=

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ilove2lovemylove 10

that's like me =

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idontcare8l 3

life is a game, that happens to be impossible to win

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Hoyseth 9

I disagree I think Bill Gates won

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beauty2646 0

I'm sorry, mothers tend to over react to things their kids do. Personally, I think it's because like to always be in control of our lives. Out

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WallyTheWombat 0

Next time you're on the phone with her, ask if something is wrong with her phone cause she sounds fat. Start shrinking her clothes and injecting bacon fat into all the food in your house. She will be too busy being self conscious to worry about you.

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wolflover44 5

That is really mean. Even if the mom is freaking out she only wants what is best for OP. I think it's somewhat heart warming, even if the mother is going about it the wrong way.

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foilindo 0

eat secretly every now and then and never complain about starvation!! problem solved!!!

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

But then OP's mom will still think she has an eating disorder if she's eating less frequently!

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1215116a 14

What does Google mean???

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iGuitarKid 0

it means Original Poster and sweet drum kit dude

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roflrawrlol 0

Google means a B on a report on a book you've never read. Due tomorrow...

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gene818 13

Next time she tells you it's swimsuit season, tell her off and inform her that whenever you say you're not hungry she insists you have a eating disorder. Like saying "WTF is wrong with you mom?!"

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

Finally, an FML where I can read my favorite line from White Chicks! *squeezes rolls* ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!!! You

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

You just never saw white chicks before. So you wouldn't know, smartass.

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Ukeee_X 19

My mother does this. But different. My step mother accused me of bullemia, and i went and told my mother because I thought it was hilarious... my mother went 'Are you?' now she constantly complains I'm too thin.

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daBeast155 0

eat a big mac and a baconator in front of her

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Yeah, but eating that in front of her won't stop her from believing that, b/c they'll just think she threw it up later. If it was anorexia, then that would work. It's harder to prove that you're not bulimic. They'd have 2 follow you to the bathroom after each & every meal.

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

That wouldn't help. Bulimics binge (eat a lot at once) and then purge (throw it up). Her mother would probably accuse her of binging.

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enonymous 8

Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

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xGolBLiiN 1

when she calls you for dinner say your not hungry and when she says you have a eating disorder say you just ate

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