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Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 March 2013 15:51 / United States - South Sioux City

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By jelly713 | 19

#5408095 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:47

Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?

By whostolemylama | 12

#5408104 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:50

Actually, there's very little information here, OP could be a complete bitch, I mean, usually in FML's, OP would specify that she/he is divorcing because his/her spouse cheated, abused, etc. But it simply says that she's divorcing him.

I'm leaning towards the idea that OP could be a bitch if her sister is leaning towards him than her.

But that's my idea.

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By ThatFunnyGy | 2

#5408094 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:46

I don't get along with my sisters either.

ArcheryCole99 | 12

#5408487 - Sunday 17 March 2013 4:30

@#2 That doesn't help OP in any way.

By jelly713 | 19

#5408095 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:47

Wow, that's a bit odd. How old is your little sister, OP?

beachchick9498 | 5

#5408172 - Saturday 16 March 2013 20:49

That's what I'm wondering! Bc if she's like 3 that's not too bad, but if she's around OP's age then she's not the nicest person

teareb | 9

#5408642 - Sunday 17 March 2013 6:42

Or OP could just be a complete bitch.

By XxXkyttiXxX | 11

#5408096 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:48

Siblings: a blessing and an evil entity all packed into one body.

By karlcolt45 | 19

#5408100 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:49

I visit my ex uncle more than my blood aunt haha funny how things work out.

CaptTeemo | 10

#5408147 - Saturday 16 March 2013 20:15

Same. Even though is the other way around, my family still loves my "ex-"aunt and actually invite her to more family parties than my uncle.

By JessalynVictoria | 6

#5408101 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:49

You don't just give away a husband like a dog or some other animal lol. Maybe they are divorcing because he is like a dog and sticks his pecker in any bitch in heat though.

jelly713 | 19

#5408125 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:57

Where on the FML does it suggest OP's ex husband is a complete dog? We don't know why OP is divorcing her spouse. You can't be making such extreme guesses.

3rdbass | 9

#5408155 - Saturday 16 March 2013 20:22

You don't give away dogs either, for that matter.

JessalynVictoria | 6

#5408157 - Saturday 16 March 2013 20:23

Exactly. It doesn't say why... Part of the fun of FML is trying to guess some of the situations behind them. That is one of the many possibilities. Or she could be a bitch. Or maybe they both came to the decision mutually thinking that would be best. Who knows? But it's interesting to think about lol.

Shrike | 22

#5408188 - Saturday 16 March 2013 21:09

Yeah!!! I forgot how fun slander can be. Thanks JessalynVictoria for reminding me. I'll just assume the very worst about all the OPs from now on for no real reason whatsoever.

AliStallings | 5

#5408266 - Saturday 16 March 2013 23:43

I don't know about you, but I would not give up my dog.

jelly713 | 19

#5408713 - Sunday 17 March 2013 8:56

JessalynVictoria, you missed the point & made the same mistake. To save yourself from down votes & arguments with the FML community, stick to the info in front of you. Don't go around assuming everyone is an ass or you will attract asses. Internet & real life.

By BeMyLove15 | 10

#5408102 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:50

Don't feel too bad, siblings can say the meanest things even though they love you.

TrueTriage | 16

#5408134 - Saturday 16 March 2013 20:00

Family: You love them even when you really hate them

By whostolemylama | 12

#5408104 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:50

By MidnaLink | 31

#5408106 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:50

I'm sorry. I've read some fucked up family stories before, but your own sister! That just takes the cake.

theawkwardlife | 21

#5408289 - Sunday 17 March 2013 0:24

You're right! It makes all of those domestic violence and abuse stories sound like nothing.

By boofgall | 16

#5408108 - Saturday 16 March 2013 19:50

Kids always have favorites. Maybe she finds him funny!

Mads_1234 | 27

#5408328 - Sunday 17 March 2013 2:10

Well how old IS OP's sister? If she's a child then yeah she might not realize what exactly is going on but if she's an adult... Sorry OP, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your family.