ThepurpleCow

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About Thepurplecow
I love my wife Brigid. I speak Russian Japanese and Finnish And I am a monstrosity of a nerd. I have a degree in Neurology and in Computer Sciences. And this is me talking to you from 8 Monitors.
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  • I moderated this!

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  • I like your style

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • A new thumb

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  • 42

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