ThepurpleCow

About Thepurplecow

I love my wife Brigid. I speak Russian Japanese and Finnish And I am a monstrosity of a nerd. I have a degree in Neurology and in Computer Sciences. And this is me talking to you from 8 Monitors.

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Work is a 4-letter word
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Checking you out
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Inception
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I like your style
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The Mixer
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Supersize Menu
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Consolation prize
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Judgmental
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50 favorites
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YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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