Sounds like something that would happen to me.

Don’t feel bad over tripping over the rug, it was deceptively flat..

I get that reference.

Is Rowan Atkinson not the best?

Yeah, he's a pretty cool dude.

Now you have a valid excuse for hiring a maid — cleaning is just too hazardous for an amateurs!

Ah, the classic dilemma of would you rather have a clean house or intact ankles. Truly a problem we all face at some point in our lives.

I’ll take Intact Ankles for a 1000, Alex. Cleaning is too much Jeopardy!

There are better ways to get out of cleaning the house.

It’s pretty easy to trip over rugs, pets, small children, and other household obstacles. I’ve done it more times than I can count. I’ve never broken anything though. You must have tripped in a once in a lifetime, perfect storm of angles and impact pressure to pull that off. Hope you are in a field of work or study that doesn’t require the use of that limb for a while.

Time to rest some more...but I think that’s better than the flu...