Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

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Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.

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helene123456789 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:43

u found out the hard way nananananaaana

love4bball14 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:49

umm..I don't even know what to say...

zoeulani 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:55

why would u even wabt to find tht out?!

Parazad 16

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:55

Only you can prevent forest fires. YDI.

JamesMusicus 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:01

I can confirm this. FML

zembof 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:10

ik the fist one would be "dumb ass" I'm a physic

crimedawg 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:18

still meaning you have done it before

fatpukis 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:46

hahaha hi5

VickyStar 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:50

Your retarded ;/

XxAmythystAngelx 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:56

Hahahaha!!! Charizard!!

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