By Baskets-Tailleur - 07/07/2014 06:58 - France

Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me and grabbed my formal shoes while shouting, "Ninja!" Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wearing sneakers with a skirt suit. FML
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md101 18
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Surprised you even saw the ninja.

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TheKingKen 22

Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went

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md101 18
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Surprised you even saw the ninja.

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DerrickJames 33
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This "ninja" gave her one hell of a story for the interview. It probably kept the mood up. The ninja was a god send.

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Jghaugland 6

Dem ninja muhfukkas fast

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Wyaru 9
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The only reason she was able to see him is because he didn't have his "sneakers", which is why he had to steal hers in the first place.

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Wyaru 9
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I've realized that he didn't actually steal her sneakers, rendering my supposedly "witty" comment stupid sounding and invalid.

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NeatNit 32
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#23, what comment?

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LifeAlertTwerk 14
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#24, he probably edited his original comment. The current one is just a revision so he didn't seem "stupid".

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mz135 12
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Well obviously he's not a good ninja!

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kelsorg 21
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he got away with the shoes... I think that makes him a decent ninja at least.

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reneetlovesyou 30
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That ninja is still a grasshopper.

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Starponer 7
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who runs to an interview? you must suck at keeping time

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MortenM 17
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It's gotta be the best story the recruiter heard that. S/he will remember that. Sure you'll get a callback if you did well otherwise

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kelsorg 21
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who wants to walk in heels/dress shoes to an interview when you have sneakers?

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tempermental 19
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maybe next time you could leave extra time so you aren't in a hurry, that way you won't need the sneakers? or you could have just taken a taxi to the interview??

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ChristianH39 30

Or people could just stop stealing peoples shoes

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sk8rdud3 24
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A young grasshopper

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Wyaru 9
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#37 Yeah, the first comment was a joke about ninjas and sneakers, but I realized it didn't work because he didn't steal the sneakers, but the dress shoes.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Sounds like the ninja was a sumo...

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sexyboi1985 27

Well, I hope u get the job :-)

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TheKingKen 22

Clearly, he's not a real ninja. Real ninjas would've left you standing there, wondering where your shoes went

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ohgeejosee 19
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Exactly! This was no ninja, only a thief :P

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MortenM 17
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A thief with humour still tho. But yea, lying - although at least he left OP with an extraordinary story to tell

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karimm_fml 6

Maybe a ninja in training

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Flaming_Pandas 15
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Unless, of course, she too is a ninja.

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Adam5858 17
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I say he would just laugh about it.Well hopefully in your case

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originaljosh 11
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foxy_grampa 19
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I'm really curious as to why a man wanted female dress shoes. Maybe he's a cross dressing ninja

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Wakachulak 22
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Almost anything second hand can be sold.

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DrownedMyFish 18

He could also be a ninja with a shoe fetish.

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Baby_Wafflez 6
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No. Enough.

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Daveyboy75 11
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So did you get the job ???

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FrozenMusic 26
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Maybe you could start a new trend hah

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dammityou 10
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sorry, Mexican family parties already started that trend

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MikeyLean 8

#25 but white people fuck their own family members

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acommonman 23
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nothing like a good story to break the ice

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MrConcise 34
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The determining factor is how well OP sells it. If the interviewer thinks it's a tall tale, OP won't be hired for a retail job. Girl can't even sell a true story!

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s0m3guy2010 21
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Impress your interviewer with your physical prowess. Your sports shoes make you better.. faster... stronger than your formal shoes. Now only if you had 6 million dollars.

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laden_swallow09 34
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Yeah, that's why she's at the interview – to get the job- ohhhhh, I see what you did, there!

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dawood_k 27
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Why the hell are you going to a job interview with your whole wardrobe ... Do you always carry different clothing items when on the move. Next time maybe take a spare set of shoes. As for this damn ninja, what's up with you going around stealing shoes and still announcing its a ninja that's stealing it

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cjmedic 12
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If she had to walk to her interview, it's perfectly reasonable that she brought a more comfortable pair to walk in, instead of trekking in heels. Also, isn't that a bit contradictory to say she should've brought MORE shoes after questioning why she brought an extra pair?

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Vedarshi 11
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Obviously he's a troll. Lol.

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