FML : Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Anonymous / Sunday 15 May 2011 04:41 / United States

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By bhurberry | 0

#2513700 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Nerry_fml | 0

#2513706 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

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By bhurberry | 0

#2513700 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

dizzaymizlizzay | 11

#2513711 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:18

that's the main reason to cut your pubes. makes the penis look way bigger!

PSQ91 | 6

#2513713 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:18

You'll have a enormous penis/pubes ratio then :)

teresa96706 | 29

#2513783 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:35

exactly what I'd say

zojieeu | 5

#2513858 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:06

you are just cheating yourself

ryanliechty | 0

#2513971 - Sunday 15 May 2011 02:10

needle dick

Takador | 3

#2514063 - Sunday 15 May 2011 02:59

thats just wrong....

alexg823 | 0

#2514147 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:09

what if his pubes are 2 in long? :( sorry bro

QwertyMcNugget | 0

#2514266 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

FuniiBunii | 0

#2514304 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:57

Or your pubes are too long or your dick is 2 short :/

staceysgenesis16 | 0

#2514339 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:07

i agree! thats.. wierd. so you should cut them.

Emmy_The_Great | 2

#2514357 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:10

I'm not going to thumb this up because as of now it has 69 likes and that just makes it better.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2514392 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:17

cut the bushes to make the tree look taller

babybrunette128 | 8

#2514432 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:24

or cut the grass and make the lawn look bigger ;)

Imabigbeast | 5

#2514656 - Sunday 15 May 2011 06:09

Kill all sort people to make you look taller.

ihaspanda | 0

#2514749 - Sunday 15 May 2011 06:30

lol @ 144

Imabigbeast | 5

#2514839 - Sunday 15 May 2011 06:55

I meant short.

zojieeu | 5

#2514868 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:04

109 why "must suck to be Asian?"

122409 | 0

#2514923 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:19

because it's a stereotype that Asians have tiny weenies.

tub944 | 0

#2514934 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:23

167- it's called a penis

alteregome | 9

#2514957 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:34

That's such a racist comment

dolphincheddar | 10

#2514986 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:39

racist, but also true, and funny. same as black people stereotyped to have generally larger penises. and get an enhancement OP. it kinda sucks for a sex life if it's that small. either that or randomly decide to be gay, in which case you might lose all ur guy freinds

flamegrilled123 | 3

#2515033 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:55

apparently, the average Asian penis is about 3-4 inches erect. I don't really think it's true because I'm Asian and I'm 7.5.

EatnBeef | 7

#2515114 - Sunday 15 May 2011 08:17

I just threw up all over my fucking iPod. shave them sons of bitches!!!!

amazinglyHappy | 6

#2515121 - Sunday 15 May 2011 08:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mustardnight | 3

#2515246 - Sunday 15 May 2011 09:00

asian penis enlargement 101

fuckmrsoftee | 0

#2515309 - Sunday 15 May 2011 09:26

what's wrong with you?!

crengel | 0

#2515424 - Sunday 15 May 2011 10:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sheagstaz | 0

#2515931 - Monday 16 May 2011 01:03

The easiest solution would be to get the surgery (wait for the thumbs down)

EvilPotato | 14

#2516718 - Monday 16 May 2011 04:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

zendaddy0 | 0

#2516756 - Monday 16 May 2011 04:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ako3351 | 0

#2516869 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

baby_gurl2405 | 0

#2516964 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:35

consider becoming a monk.

psihofoliya | 0

#2517575 - Monday 16 May 2011 09:29

He suppose to be gay if he has a small dick and writing it on the FMl

TookaWooka666 | 0

#2518563 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:59

Apache penis E Ney Chuck!

jaint | 0

#2520643 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:35

retarde

kgbriggs | 0

#2521168 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 02:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LoveCali | 0

#2522429 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 06:36

Ewww Pubes Are Gross But Im Sorry:(

Raesin | 21

#2523994 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 06:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lildevil963 | 0

#2526843 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 03:49

the funny thing is he shaves his pubes.

Jezzikah | 11

#5643493 - Sunday 25 August 2013 09:46

Not true

pitapizzaparty | 18

#5957314 - Tuesday 27 May 2014 07:36

Maybe we shouldn't judge by age yet by maturity . You could of said this is why immature people should be allowed on this site that way you wont offend a crowd of young but mature people thats getting talked down on because of stupid immature 13 year olds that makes us look bad

failalltheway | 22

#6326569 - Sunday 21 June 2015 03:22

Telling the point of your joke makes it seem dumb.

By Nerry_fml | 0

#2513706 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

chuchurocket | 4

#2513846 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:59

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

iLazy | 0

#2513871 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:10

The addition to the bright side is... your girlfriend's ***** will appear untouched and fresh like a virgin for her next partner

joooeee | 3

#2513899 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:30

I don't think op has a girlfriend, but I could be wrong... No, nevermind there's no chance in hell

kingtz | 6

#2513919 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:44

Yet another bright side, is that you're not too big for anal! Now tell your girlfriend the happy news.

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2514018 - Sunday 15 May 2011 02:34

you thought you had a pube till you peed from it....

Mitcha857 | 0

#2516570 - Monday 16 May 2011 03:59

OP does not have a gf. If by some miracle he did, we wouldn't have a pub FML, we'd have a small penis FML.

wasdadeal | 0

#2533877 - Thursday 19 May 2011 04:20

manscaping, great word that is

By coballan55 | 0

#2513708 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

I hope you have like 6 inch pines bro

Pownzeez | 0

#2513755 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mitri_fml | 3

#2513808 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:41

I thought you said penis ha

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2513887 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Ztrain23 | 0

#2514000 - Sunday 15 May 2011 02:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mattmadden | 0

#2514057 - Sunday 15 May 2011 02:55

hahaha

SofaKingHappy | 0

#2514097 - Sunday 15 May 2011 03:29

fuck you man really you dont have to be gay to not be a homophobe

CitrusGirl | 0

#2514117 - Sunday 15 May 2011 03:43

52- that's what an asshole would say.

amadais | 1

#2514146 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:09

83- win

craZgal321 | 6

#2514204 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

squanmonster | 8

#2514238 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:28

104- fail

kyanisaurus | 0

#2514270 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:43

52's photo looks pretty homophilic to me ;)

thecoolestever1 | 0

#2514416 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:22

104 made me laugh, ahaha.

hamada8311 | 0

#2514654 - Sunday 15 May 2011 06:09

I agree

tmmundy | 17

#2514866 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:02

not fail...just stupid!!!

tmmundy | 17

#2514880 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:07

that was for 106's comment to 104.

rawrinbear | 0

#2514951 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:32

104 umm...

livin_plur | 0

#2515160 - Sunday 15 May 2011 08:30

36 wins

Felix_Felicis15 | 8

#2515403 - Sunday 15 May 2011 10:25

Hmmm... 12 seems either a bit homophobic or just plain intolerant to me. I see nothing wrong with people being gay.

Nick_1993 | 2

#2515772 - Monday 16 May 2011 12:28

I read penis also haha not pines. and everyone has there own opinions on gays. In my book dicks and hairy asses don't match.

KinkyCarly | 0

#2516744 - Monday 16 May 2011 04:46

winner^

JManHobbs | 0

#2516811 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:02

Why does everyone instantly jump to the conclusion that 12 was commenting on possible homosexuality as a negative? He made no judgement on it one way or another. Way to betray your underlying, ingrained homophobia folks.

vintagelovenotes | 5

#2516843 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:11

I thought that said penis, too haha. :|

jewfro311 | 0

#2517053 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:53

I read Pubes instead of pines. Not penis

H2oPolo3 | 0

#2517377 - Monday 16 May 2011 07:48

hahaha 12 I was thinking the same thing

shuffleknight | 3

#2517411 - Monday 16 May 2011 08:03

36 every thing is wrong with being an uphill gardener. Go ahead and all you people call me intolerant and homophobic which to the latter I am. Go to hell seamon deamons

UnderTheMoon | 0

#2517476 - Monday 16 May 2011 08:39

Why is it when people talk about homosexuals they instantly barge into bedrooms? Just because someone is attracted another of their own gender doesn't mean it's loveless. But OP really does need to shave, if not for someone else then for their self-esteem.

TheNinjaBuffalo | 0

#2520346 - Monday 16 May 2011 11:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Lee5433 | 0

#2522618 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 08:11

seriously

Hhisme | 0

#2528254 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 12:26

6" is average... bragging about length (especially over the internet) only leads some people to believe that you are the one with the baby penis.

Uncool_LikeYou | 0

#2532162 - Thursday 19 May 2011 06:26

338 you obviously didn't get the joke...

luke1998 | 0

#2537680 - Friday 20 May 2011 07:49

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lurveu_mysweet_t | 0

#2802177 - Saturday 2 July 2011 03:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lurveu_mysweet_t | 0

#2802188 - Saturday 2 July 2011 03:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SatsuHikaru | 0

#3389395 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 04:01

you're cute

OhHushDear | 11

#3967294 - Monday 30 January 2012 06:24

383 and 384, you must be new. Welcome to FML, if you get grossed out by this stuff then GTFO.

donkiekick | 0

#4766924 - Friday 3 August 2012 06:27

I frickin love you. You tell them!

Chaosaiyan | 6

#4981691 - Friday 28 September 2012 04:05

Your name matches so well with the comment.

By Xylus | 0

#2513715 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Pownzeez | 0

#2513780 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:34

You my friend are a genius.

Monii_Harlz | 11

#2513987 - Sunday 15 May 2011 02:19

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

j_cat187 | 19

#2514788 - Sunday 15 May 2011 06:42

penis extention works if u dont care what u feel

TheNeidermayer | 0

#2517450 - Monday 16 May 2011 08:21

Turn it up to 11!!!

Captain_Obvious2_fml | 6

#2531237 - Thursday 19 May 2011 12:28

*writes this down* any other ideas! you are brilliant *high fives*

brenkite | 5

#2782337 - Wednesday 29 June 2011 12:40

ruined a perfectly good joke

By Jordan510 | 0

#2513718 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:19

You thought you had your first pube 'till you pissed out of it nah man that sucks

hockeyrocks39 | 0

#2513929 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:48

Maybe he's hung like a tuna can, first inch that counts....

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2514091 - Sunday 15 May 2011 03:23

I don't get it???

gtwerd | 0

#2514138 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:04

A tuna can is wide... get it?

hockeyrocks39 | 0

#2515006 - Sunday 15 May 2011 07:42

How can you not get it? Hung is the length... The OP is essentially referring to his penis being short due to it's length not being as long as his pubes. I was making a joke and complimenting the OP at the same time. While it may be short like a tuna can it has great girth like the tuna can. I'm not going to explain the first inch, if you don't know that about your own vagina then I feel sorry for you.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2515412 - Sunday 15 May 2011 10:30

no I meant 7s comment lol

mwheatley8991 | 0

#2517690 - Monday 16 May 2011 10:47

he's saying his penis is thin like a hair, lol he thought he grew his first pube but it was in fact just an extremely thin penis lol. get it now?

mwheatley8991 | 0

#2517692 - Monday 16 May 2011 10:51

you should add me on Facebook, [email protected] just search that

By goliatron | 9

#2513720 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2513889 - Sunday 15 May 2011 01:24

Hmmm... Ew.

ninjaCarebear | 17

#2514145 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:09

why would you let your pubes grow that long? you are not the Zohan!

coolwhiplova | 1

#2514198 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:18

That is so nasty :b

greekgal44 | 14

#2514296 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

CaughtChaLookin | 0

#2514299 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

painlessmind | 11

#2514306 - Sunday 15 May 2011 04:58

I busted out laughing for real!!

shortie916 | 0

#2515477 - Sunday 15 May 2011 11:08

I'm going to guess your a virgin too

drethereason | 0

#2515983 - Monday 16 May 2011 01:15

pfft! yeah right!

hiyourcute | 0

#2516056 - Monday 16 May 2011 01:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

crazyspidergirl | 0

#2516635 - Monday 16 May 2011 04:21

well that's sexy..

sheagstaz | 0

#2516816 - Monday 16 May 2011 05:03

this is the most thumbs down I have seen in a while. good job

adam123add | 0

#2517501 - Monday 16 May 2011 09:00

smooth

ribbyc80 | 0

#2517596 - Monday 16 May 2011 09:39

-245 likes, that's fantastic!!!

mexican613 | 3

#2521739 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 04:07

douche

Juan_on_Juan | 0

#2522708 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 09:33

Gotta love that penis humor.

ChantelRenaeee | 0

#2527654 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 07:44

hahahahhaha -294 likes. nice work douchebag.

Captain_Obvious2_fml | 6

#2531239 - Thursday 19 May 2011 12:29

i made it 295 :)

sbwaves | 0

#2537684 - Friday 20 May 2011 07:52

that's gross shave that shit

vsnuggs | 0

#2540203 - Friday 20 May 2011 10:16

did you shave them or landscape?!?! Lord have mercy!!!

MissKelly8D | 0

#2556445 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 05:12

thanks for sharing?

yoshi1mex | 5

#2597468 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 03:32

Gross man, gross.

allysialauret | 0

#2609795 - Friday 3 June 2011 03:48

gross..

suhveedraa | 0

#2953617 - Friday 22 July 2011 09:20

sure it was

mrsvickybear | 9

#2954366 - Friday 22 July 2011 11:57

yea right

irritatedone | 5

#3252140 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 03:24

Yeah right!

kewlkate | 9

#4611276 - Monday 25 June 2012 08:35

Three words: Too Much Information.

EdenLis | 14

#4634085 - Saturday 30 June 2012 02:37

You guys obviously don't understand sarcasm... -_-

wtffml1979 | 22

#5365879 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 04:10

I made it 422 woohoo

wtffml1979 | 22

#5365882 - Wednesday 13 February 2013 04:12

And I was 420

drayloon | 49

#5816222 - Saturday 4 January 2014 09:03

-440

By AsianCookie247 | 14

#2513725 - Sunday 15 May 2011 12:21

eewwww.. that's nasty.

xxwafflez | 0

#2514076 - Sunday 15 May 2011 03:11

ur face is nasty

SteelCladAngel | 0

#2514124 - Sunday 15 May 2011 03:49

is it bad that I read this in clevelands voice? haha

DeLpHe3zY | 7

#2514530 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:45

agreed. Dont even use the word nasty so many people will use that against you. ew

br0itstaylor | 0

#2514576 - Sunday 15 May 2011 05:55

actually I think her face is gorgeous, haters gonna hate though.

fuckmrsoftee | 0

#2515303 - Sunday 15 May 2011 09:25

If only tupac were alive to read these fml's. they're superfucking funny! rest in peace my ni**** tupac. we miss you and there are still people with longer pubes than penis' just as you prohesized.