By yggiz - 29/08/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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jrojas211 0

so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p

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jrojas211 0

so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p

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Shookitup 0

why were you shaving downstairs?

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

If you really need to learn this please don't breed!

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Shookitup 0

^^^ 18 that's the joke. I'm not an idiot, thanks. :)

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SupxD 0

aha @13 maybe it's a very hairy person..! ha I saw this video in helth were this woman had hair al the way to her knees... Very Gross.!

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

lol. I had to read this twice before it made sense to me. that has to hurtt. fyl :(

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Jonsey92 0

look like the cutiest looking scene chick ever!!

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advent2060 4

haha so u mean tryin to use a razor blade to give ur self a **** star hair cut whilst hiccupping uncontrolably is a bad idea??? *sarcasticly* I'm so glad u told me, I woulda been totally clueless if u hadn't LMAO

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mintcar 9

Bloody hell! Ouch indeed. But I mean, your hand shakes when you have the hiccups?

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coolsteve 0

I shave my downstairs carpet until I reach the wood

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TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

41 try a diet...

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Griggy 0

damn... do you have a scar running across your happy place now?

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hannah1203 2

In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion hiccups tonight.

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mshoes12346 3

35- sry but ur pic scares me u look like a melester

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skullbashd 3

I miss intoxicunt snickerdoodles allmidnighteyes perdix and redbluegreen

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iTaylor 0

omg 41 your picture is staring into my soul

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gohabs21 0

My only bathroom is downstairs. grow up and say around your ******, or you coulda just said shave your pubes

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RandomDudeOrRD 0

I'm dumb ]: everytime I read downstairs I thought it said Armpits... WTF?

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duckie227 22

I'd never let you shave my downstairs...hiccups or no hiccups. shave your own

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TheOptimist 0

It's times like these that Justin Bieber is allowed to laugh in women's faces. He never has to shave his ******.

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SalPacino 0

hahahahahah wow! some people are just clueless ;)

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iamsam2 3

lmfao!!! ill bear tht in mind:)

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FFML_314 11

Never shave. Always wax.

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mshoes12346 3

yes because that feels soooooo much better.... NOTTT!!!!

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blo0_starZz 0

Actually, if you shave, the hair grows out faster, longer, darker, and thicker. Plus, you could get an ingrown hair 0.o"

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StormUSA 0

that's when u tell ur bf to do it 4u!

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mshoes12346 3

no thats when you remember not to shave while having hiccups.. commen sense people what happened...

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kidsupreme 3

#6 looks like a creepy Internet predator

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cardoor12 0

^ yes I totally agree lol just thinking of that!

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PeachySweetS 0

Well, hopefully now there’s no possible chance of you having children as stupid as yourself. (Although, I highly doubt it was to such an extreme.) ~*~PeachySweetS

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Lizza330 28

what's wrong with Florida?

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DeadPixel4 29

109, As a person who lives in Florida, everything.

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monsterfail 0

YDI for thinking any good could come from shaving when you have hiccups.

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