Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

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AunteyN 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:03

Wtf?

RyanMcManus 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:27

only you can prevent wild fires

BabyyJesuss 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:02

this comment made my day.

mightymart 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:31

..how about tomorrow??

talensledge1 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:00

I love this fml so much :D

hawaiian2393 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:49

haha fire crotch!!! lmao

BabyyJesuss 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:00

Well, no more Jackass movies for you, good sir.

zarco55 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:07

PENDEJO!!!

fluffy_monster28 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:19

how the hell did you figure out wheather or not it's flamable?

crispyxx 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 15:35

wtf!

Tylerdre 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:42

you sound like my friend but he lit his hair on his head 6 times till he realised hair is flammable then again he was stoned xD

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