By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.

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InnocentLies 0

No that's gross and dangerous.

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Panthersfan2834 3

who's there?

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Timmo_fml 2

Definitely trying to make his dick look like Simon Cowell!

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

lmao at the op's name

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xGUMMYBEARSx 0

loolll, 70. DAMMIT I keep singing it that way now hahaha

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alicianoar 7

Then he would have singed his balls. Duh.

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Phustercluck 11

I doubt he was flat ironing his ball hair, there really isn't enough of it.

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ShadyFTW1 0

You would know how much ballhair the roomaye has, how?

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Phustercluck 11

I don't, I was going by how much I personally have.I assumed that he had an amount similar to myself. What kind of asshole asks such a sarcastic question?

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TheZarola 10

I agree, 28. He must have pretty long pubes if he can actually straighten them.

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Zebidee 8

Maybe this originally read 'flat-ironing his trophy collection of pubic hair'?

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schwancy 2

With your straitener?

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

wth are on all the posts,do you know how to spell? lol

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I_R_Genius 3

33, What the **** did you just day? I can't understand all that, please don't do that again. I want to keep my eyeballs till atleast I die.

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I_R_Genius 3

Say* ******* auto correct.

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UrNotFunny 0

Lol at you lol-ing at all the grammar Nazis.

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talktomandybaby 8

Grammar Nazis......you made my day Poster 66(: thank youu:D

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Pshh_Yeah 4

What the hell? Gonna burn himself!

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MadPercussion 0

DAMNIT! I wanted to be the combo breaker. My life is not yet complete!!!

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PrinceFroggy 0

lol at these replies

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sdroze1389 31

pssh real talk. hopefully this will never end

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.

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unidentified_sta 5

When you can't, it is best to let it go rather than a fledgling effort.

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TerrorDollie 0

Attempt: Failed.

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