FML : Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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You deserved it

By curlyisnogood / Monday 10 January 2011 00:19 /

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By DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#1949645 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:12

Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory.

Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.

By CareFace | 16

#1949544 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

That's awesome!

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By CareFace | 16

#1949544 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

That's awesome!

InnocentLies | 0

#1949694 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:17

No that's gross and dangerous.

milakitty21 | 0

#1949876 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:41

classy dude ;)

The_Dude_Abides_ | 0

#1950100 - Monday 10 January 2011 10:14

learn how to knock?

Panthersfan2834 | 3

#1951045 - Monday 10 January 2011 14:09

who's there?

popsvb01 | 9

#1951234 - Monday 10 January 2011 15:03

Two #1's and #2's?

SirHobnobs | 0

#1951308 - Monday 10 January 2011 15:19

'I whip my pubes back and forth...'

Timmo_fml | 2

#1951360 - Monday 10 January 2011 15:28

Definitely trying to make his dick look like Simon Cowell!

humzizzl3 | 0

#1951948 - Monday 10 January 2011 18:52

hahahah 70

UrTheWorstCharac | 0

#1951984 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:03

70 - Quality work.

showjumpr123 | 0

#1952529 - Monday 10 January 2011 23:59

hahah win

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1952629 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:19

lmao at the op's name

xGUMMYBEARSx | 0

#1953830 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:46

loolll, 70. DAMMIT I keep singing it that way now hahaha

skarlly | 10

#2306829 - Thursday 7 April 2011 3:57

win!

ChemosBurning | 0

#4119752 - Sunday 4 March 2012 4:12

XD
LOL
That sucks >.<

By PartyPoison_fml | 0

#1949546 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

sucks, man

By spazticechidna | 2

#1949548 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:05

What if they slipped? o.0

alicianoar | 7

#1949722 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:21

Then he would have singed his balls. Duh.

Phustercluck | 11

#1949904 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:43

I doubt he was flat ironing his ball hair, there really isn't enough of it.

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1950874 - Monday 10 January 2011 13:23

You would know how much ballhair the roomaye has, how?

Phustercluck | 11

#1951483 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:10

I don't, I was going by how much I personally have.I assumed that he had an amount similar to myself. What kind of asshole asks such a sarcastic question?

TheZarola | 10

#1952359 - Monday 10 January 2011 22:13

I agree, 28. He must have pretty long pubes if he can actually straighten them.

Zebidee | 8

#1955642 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 18:17

Maybe this originally read 'flat-ironing his trophy collection of pubic hair'?

By schwancy | 2

#1949577 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:08

With your straitener?

thelastavailable | 13

#1949930 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:46

No, with their straightener.

sweetcheeksjvl | 0

#1950044 - Monday 10 January 2011 10:02

wth are on all the posts,do you know how to spell? lol

I_R_Genius | 3

#1950212 - Monday 10 January 2011 10:36

33, What the fuck did you just day? I can't understand all that, please don't do that again. I want to keep my eyeballs till atleast I die.

I_R_Genius | 3

#1950229 - Monday 10 January 2011 10:38

Say* fucking auto correct.

ItsmeRJ_ | 0

#1951089 - Monday 10 January 2011 14:23

Lol at all the Grammar Nazis

UrNotFunny | 0

#1954534 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:33

Lol at you lol-ing at all the grammar Nazis.

talktomandybaby | 8

#1982645 - Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:56

Grammar Nazis......you made my day Poster 66(: thank youu:D

By Pshh_Yeah | 4

#1949597 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:09

What the hell?

Gonna burn himself!

iliketurdles | 7

#1951532 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:17

Pshh yeahh...

jebby011 | 0

#1951709 - Monday 10 January 2011 17:17

pshh totally

Person000 | 0

#1952388 - Monday 10 January 2011 22:34

pshh definitely

beatlesfreak | 0

#1952934 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:40

Pshh of course

FYLorYDIohno | 12

#1953466 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:25

Pshh forreal

wordnerd42 | 0

#1953701 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:47

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Pssh.

cguinn17 | 9

#1953746 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:03

nooooooo

MadPercussion | 0

#1953850 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 8:06

DAMNIT! I wanted to be the combo breaker. My life is not yet complete!!!

cupcake10101 | 0

#2249228 - Sunday 27 March 2011 16:34

psh of course

PrinceFroggy | 0

#2363017 - Sunday 17 April 2011 17:21

lol at these replies

Creamysweeps | 5

#2671030 - Monday 13 June 2011 11:30

pshh sike

sdroze1389 | 31

#5826061 - Monday 13 January 2014 14:15

pssh real talk. hopefully this will never end

By Alexxcunningham | 0

#1949622 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:10

dude. I mean, seriously? why would you let it get that long?

lili555_fml | 0

#1950394 - Monday 10 January 2011 11:34

Lmao!

Penguinman909 | 7

#1951626 - Monday 10 January 2011 16:46

So that he can plat it into his beard/goatee and make a Human Hair Harp...

TibbysMusic | 1

#1952423 - Monday 10 January 2011 23:15

Yumm ;)

By kristamarie74 | 0

#1949627 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:11

this guy.

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3099775 - Saturday 13 August 2011 12:33

I know right

By DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#1949645 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:12

unidentified_sta | 5

#1949715 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:19

When you can't, it is best to let it go rather than a fledgling effort.

TerrorDollie | 0

#1949857 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:39

Attempt: Failed.

FMLforALL | 0

#1949860 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:39

I dunno. That was pretty punny!

KateWesley44 | 0

#3434889 - Saturday 15 October 2011 8:06

thats so clever!(:

By Plutous | 0

#1949649 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:12

haha...is he scene?

By teffysayshi | 8

#1949655 - Monday 10 January 2011 9:13

It's long enough?

jess6blondie9 | 2

#1953623 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 6:22

Obviously, he was straightening them.

denisek09 | 0

#1991336 - Friday 21 January 2011 7:23

lol that was my first thought

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