No that's gross and dangerous.

classy dude ;)

learn how to knock?

who's there?

Two #1's and #2's?

'I whip my pubes back and forth...'

Definitely trying to make his dick look like Simon Cowell!

hahahah 70

70 - Quality work.

hahah win

lmao at the op's name

loolll, 70. DAMMIT I keep singing it that way now hahaha

win!

XD LOL That sucks >.<

Then he would have singed his balls. Duh.

I doubt he was flat ironing his ball hair, there really isn't enough of it.

You would know how much ballhair the roomaye has, how?

I don't, I was going by how much I personally have.I assumed that he had an amount similar to myself. What kind of asshole asks such a sarcastic question?

I agree, 28. He must have pretty long pubes if he can actually straighten them.

Maybe this originally read 'flat-ironing his trophy collection of pubic hair'?

No, with their straightener.

wth are on all the posts,do you know how to spell? lol

33, What the fuck did you just day? I can't understand all that, please don't do that again. I want to keep my eyeballs till atleast I die.

Say* fucking auto correct.

Lol at all the Grammar Nazis

Lol at you lol-ing at all the grammar Nazis.

Grammar Nazis......you made my day Poster 66(: thank youu:D

Pshh yeahh...

pshh totally

pshh definitely

Pshh of course

Pshh forreal

C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Pssh.

nooooooo

DAMNIT! I wanted to be the combo breaker. My life is not yet complete!!!

psh of course

lol at these replies

pshh sike

pssh real talk. hopefully this will never end

Lmao!

So that he can plat it into his beard/goatee and make a Human Hair Harp...

Yumm ;)

I know right

When you can't, it is best to let it go rather than a fledgling effort.

Attempt: Failed.

I dunno. That was pretty punny!

thats so clever!(:

Obviously, he was straightening them.

lol that was my first thought