Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML - FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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Bad ********

By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Spicy

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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herotime 7

Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

JiggaJayZ 16

Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.

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autezz24680 2

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

wow dumbass bitch. ****, the op is a ging... YDI. only gingers r tht much of stupidass muthafuckas. learn somefin now op? who wood try that TWO times??!

thewife5 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:52

#200.. You are not nice nor are you very smart... Not much going for you. :/

iAintEvenMad 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:54

Smokey balls.

alissa222 15

Monday 25 July 2011 22:58

at least the crabs are gone!

SpankyMcThrust 6

Monday 25 July 2011 23:06

Talk about pyromaniac.

purpleadios 10

Monday 25 July 2011 23:13

shouldn't have been holding that lighter to your area.

T0sta 8

Monday 25 July 2011 23:14

so now it burns when you pee ;)

Iluvfmls95 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:17

Lmaoo dumbass

souljer 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:18

Took me 81 tries to tap this FML on iPhone.

scotch 4

Monday 25 July 2011 23:21

lol nice to know you've figured that out. hope it didn't end too bad.

TheZaih 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:27

HAHA TOTALLY DESERVED IT!

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