By bitchonia - 28/3/2020 17:00 - Canada

Sign your name across my…?

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

I'd wait to tattoo those initials until AFTER you're married. I've met a few gals who didn't wait, but now sadly lament having their exes' names front & center for all to see. :-(

Does he want his initials directly above your poop-chute so as to claim ownership once & for all?

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By  jbuckets_404  |  38

I'd wait to tattoo those initials until AFTER you're married. I've met a few gals who didn't wait, but now sadly lament having their exes' names front & center for all to see. :-(

Does he want his initials directly above your poop-chute so as to claim ownership once & for all?

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  mayaklast  |  10

Yes, and even then considering the divorce rates, that idea has 'regret' spelled all over it. Also, maybe that's just me but... a mark of ownership put on someone (especially when the gesture isn't reciprocated by the other party) doesn't imply anything great in my opinion : after the branding is done, are you his slave or his prized cow, then?
As far as romantic tattoos go, I'd avoid the name or initials thing... I know a couple who got their wedding rings tattooed. I thought it was pretty sweet (also, they weren't all that young and they had a kid together when they did it, so you know... they were pretty certain it was going to last).