Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
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Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML
Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip, I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. I couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML
Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML
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talloctopus 7
Hope he made a wish first.
pinkpixie06 11
Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*
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Comments (122)
graceinsheepwear 33
Those airline meals just keep getting smaller and smaller.
joethebiden 8
When you get groped by the TSA before the flight, anything goes afterwards.
gilliaga73 18
Okay, so that happened in the first 15 minutes. It's weird, but if he acted completely normal after that, who cares? You have a good story to tell about your flight.
DanielleinDC 33
That's a new one on me. Holy crap. And it makes me glad I don't fly much.
PaddyCake 2
Just puked a little.
astro20 5
Bet the rest of that flight was awkward.
mcar 13
:ohgodmeme:
LBelle25 9
That just made my day OP. but sorry, that's so creepy and that's a pretty long flight
Valiumknights44 12
I was once on a 10 hour flight sitting next to a man who angled himself in his seat so that he was totally facing me... The entire time.... Then when he had to go to the bathroom he "tripped" and grabbed my boob for support... Both on his way and on his return.... I feel your pain OP
Perfectg 9
Maybe he was hungry so he ate his wish!