Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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Thomaswheeler549
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first comment
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TurkTurkleton
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your mom must be so proud
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jal10a
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11 I like ur pic and ur name
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Gross2332
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l
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Idonebeenhad
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You got thrashed from behind? Yikes!
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TurkTurkleton
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What'd you expect to happen?
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xxxlauraxxx
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the kid giving him a cookie and saying "you look swell today mate" :).
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antolenice_fml
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Yeah, like in every movie where the protagonist is in a plane.
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marmlr339
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did the kid not have parents?
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Yung23
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Lmfao I would beat the hell out of him you not just gone spit I'n my face!!!
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xxxlauraxxx
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nah no need for that. I woulda made the kid get real intimate with the bottom of da ladys shoe.:).
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nutsackmuscle
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spit right back in his.
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Autoshot
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I would have spit a loogie so hard in his face it would have given the little bastard a black eye.
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tjv3
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that's when you smack the shit out of him, or take your belt and tan his hide. this is what happens when "time outs" or "positive reinforcement" is used instead of spankings and corporal punishments. this is also what happens when there parents don't take the time to teach respect, proper manners, common sense, or respect.
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schwancy
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Death to all who fail to discipline their kids!
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zach456
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I woulda shoved the lil bastard off tge plane and used the lady as a pillow
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TinyDude
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u should never ever take the economy class.
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sarapsosis
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you are all liars none of you would have done anything to that child, me I would give his useless parents a piece of my mind and shoved a sock down that snoring monsters throat!
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Bano360
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I would have hit him so hard that not even Google could find him.
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cmfh88
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omg I fuckin hate other people's kids
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truededication
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that's exactly why I fly in business class.
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IceCreamm_fml
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well not everyone is Asian and can afford first class
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cda2090
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muthafukin spit back
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jmrtheman
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that's when u threaten to throw him out of that plane and scare the shit out of him!
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lifeisaterriblem
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I would've killed that kid.
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MysticMint
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Well, at least your not on a flight to somewhere like Hong Kong with them. It may be a long 3hours but you'll live. ;3
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dani_c
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Now that's a looooonnggg flight. Thirteen to fourteen hours of pure boredom and uncomfortable seats... It's really not fun when you're sitting between two strangers who speak nothing but chinese with noone you know in sight... I've been there before.
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ImInABox
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Is he a camel?
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xxxlauraxxx
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only if he's lucky. :)
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Tuesdays76
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A camel can't help but to bump the seat. Camels just can't contain their Humps.
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ILoveEggnog
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Yeah. They're always humpin the shit out of stuff.
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dedrater_kool_u
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no. hes just a mutha fuckin kid!
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dedrater_kool_u
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no. hes just a mutha fuckin kid!
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cookie_3008
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Don't you mean a llama??!!
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CANNIBALx
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camel toe.
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camerican21
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Sucks for you
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Yung23
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lmfao
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overthelimit
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yeah fyl OP. snoring sucks. and kids too.
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yuggi1
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The irony! Los Angeles is such an angelic name, too bad the people there are rotten to the core. :P
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SchiTzenGiglez
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ahh so true. I love LA.
Represent.
Represent.
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notsocrazee
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los angeles means 'lost angel'. not that angelic.
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mwjessica
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"Lost Angel"? I don't think so. Try "The Angels". :/
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hiyourcute
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It means "the angels", as in the city of angels, get it? Not "lost angels"...
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Fx13mz
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Someone failed Spanish class BADLY.
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justinhi
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donde esta Los Angeles lol
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iizcalebhearmero
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Donde estÁ Los Angeles. Someone else failed Spanish class badly.
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kcluna
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Quizás el tipo no tiene como
poner los asentós!!!! No sean
tan malos!!!!
poner los asentós!!!! No sean
tan malos!!!!
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xxiLL_Addictxx
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^ win
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SchiTzenGiglez
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what just happened! :o
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yamcha
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not all are rotten and those who are have lived in the ghetto and been corrupted
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mrlawlor7777
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I know this is 4 years old. However, 85, if you're going to correct someone, at least get it right. All Spanish question words have accents. It should be dónde está, not donde está.
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enonymous
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Welcome to LA. Now give us your wallet
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dirtyblond
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Or get shot.
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joe_says_so
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usually both.
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MickysGlamKillz
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duumb not everyone is like that, am from LA homiee ! -____-
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KingDingALing
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Start farting as loud as you can. Then go blow up the toilet, but don't close the door. Let everyone smell the aroma of that burrito you had earlier.
Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.
Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.
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JoshK9030
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okay first you have to turn around and demand that she tells her child to stfu. if that doesnt work, challange the little boy to a light saber fight. he probably wont believe that lightsabers are real. as he tries to reason with you, stand up and strike him as hard as you can exclaiming 'theyre real!' and repeat. now, the mother will probably get involved and at this time, you need to pick the child up, who is still dazed by the hit, and run off. you then need to flee to mexico for their police forces in mexico are less than reputable. finally from an ex-meth lab, you tie the child up and send ransom letters to the mother. and BOOM instant cash
Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.