By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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he just wants to get in your fruit of the loom

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That sounds fishy.

Underwear burning time!

Start leaving off your underwears with itch powder in them as a trap for him. :3

Why is this being down voted :(

I suppose people don't like my evil plan. xD

Oh shit! You're THAT guy!

give the old one to him then buy new ones.

Fuck that! The flat mate should buy new ones!

As in, the flatmate can KEEP the old ones and still buy OP new ones.

he just wants to get in your fruit of the loom

Was his name Calvin? Because he seemed very inkleinned to try them on.

Or was it Victoria? I guess you discovered her secret...

At least we know his occupation wasn't a commando.

time to put a lock on your bedroom door

Time to lock your drawers.

Oops just noticed #7 commented something similar. Oh well.

Tell them to stop, if they don't then buy a combination lock and a metal box then hide all of them in the box, hide the box too