By skrillexblewme - United States
Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML
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#8 - I think most people would rather have a peaceful flight. :P

OP - Ask the priest to quite down, and politely tell the old man you're tired and that you need some sleep. I'm sure if they aren't lunatics, they will understand. If not, hopefully you brought headphones!

  doctorhook86  |  24

I'm with #1; I wanna hear the story. Also, prayer doesn't bother me, because I'm not some idiot who hates religion. (Yeah, I said that.)

Why do you hate meeting new people, OP?

  PeeNaught  |  3

Haha, @1 no kidding right, I love old people and their's like the history channel on audio, and never complain about praying out loud or not, you never know why someone is praying...for all you know he was going thru a major tragedy or on his way to a funeral or something...just saying.

  Enslaved  |  36

Example of Jive, taken from the movie "Airplane" (seems fitting) I love this movie!(:

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

By  SkoomaKi  |  27

No better time to listen to music or the on board television? The story about the toothpick could be a time consumer.

Was there a baby too? There's always one.. always.

  lonkite101  |  14

I totally agree Skoomaki. But I think they were both being good. I guess it's better then having him worship Satan out loud. Btw Skoomaki, why did you take me off your bio? :'(

  lonkite101  |  14

53- my comments don't suck. A lot of times my friend gets on my account and fucks with it. But most of the time, like a lot of other good commenters, if you don't have a really good comment to say, you don't say it at all.

  misspulkadot24  |  17

Pure torture is having bamboo shoots shoved into your nails while being stretched in a stretcher like a piece of taffy while trolls tickle you with knives. This situation is just annoying.

  MCRaddict15  |  15

Right? I always bring a plentiful amount of books, an iPod, and notebooks so I can draw. Of course, that might not stop the priest and the toothpick man, but it will block them out for awhile.