Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
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Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
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Beck2209 0
Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.
omgwtftoni 0
it doesn't matter, her hands shouldn't have been anywhere near your butt.
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Comments (175)
callofdutyking 3
WTF Is wrong with u? u don't throw an old lady on the ground!!!
Lunachic91 6
OK, it's a bit much to be aggressive enough to throw someone to the floor. But I get it. I cut hair, and occasionally people would try to put money directly in my pocket. I think it's rude and out of line. People don't need to touch you. I think that perhaps simply saying that may have been better than hurting someone though. Old lady or not.
lulututu 4
agreed,
thisguy22 33
she deserved it... don't feel bad, they need to know they can't get away with molesting people just because they're old.
catcrazy101 2
#63 no she didnt yes it isnt right for her to do that but it isnt ok for him to do it back 2 wrongs dont make a right
thisguy22 33
He didn't molest her back, he reacted instinctively to an odd situation, which can hardly be considered wrong on any level. I bet that old lady will think twice before sticking her hands where they don't belong again.
rainport 0
ur a bitch omg why duz everyone trip it aint like they tryd 2 rape u if some one went nn touched my ass id b like they think im hot ok kool and why would u throw an elder to the ground u pice of shit
spartan522114 0
I bet you're black
catcrazy101 2
thats not cool of what she did, but thats **** up what u did ur an ass hole u should have said to her do u mine on not touching me. ******* dick
zombiegurl101 4
That could have been one of your friends grandparents and your threw the poor old lady to the ground. You my friend are a jerk! I highly doubt you wouldn't do that to your own grandmother!
SimmoRocks 1
Have fun in court, or jail even.
Nkoola 1
you don't tackle an old lady unless she blinks at you ;)
RockstarRN 10
You are a jerk! You must be so conceited!!!
Music_girl31 0
Today, while eating at my favorite resturant I wanted to tip our waiter but he was turning away as I was about to do so. I didnt want to leave tip on the table to get stolen so I put it in his back pocket then the kd
Music_girl31 0
Kid turns around and thew me to the ground. Fml...