Thanks, I guess…

By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 333
You deserved it 4 429
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hazz_fml 0
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The elderly these days ¬_¬

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ubbernoob 0
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Whatever, you know you liked it.

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KiSsKiZzy 0

Wait wait wait!!! Did u enjoy it???

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skullbashd 3

GILF!

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Randen_fml 0

she was trying atleast. I bet she bought her house for 50 cents back then!

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hazz_fml 0
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The elderly these days ¬_¬

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Amkii 0
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LOL! A quarter... big spender! I love answers 1 and 2. I literally lol'd at #1.

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rebboy_2008 0

Wow... a whole quarter? She's really spending big time. I guess that early bird special down at Denny's will just have to wait another day.

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ubbernoob 0
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Whatever, you know you liked it.

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zap_fml 0
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Whey! You pulled ;)

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silverling 0
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Grandma hands are the softest, and they can take their teeth out. ;)

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thequeenofscots 0
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At... least she was experienced?

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jesusjr 0
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On the bright side, you got a quater!

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amelinat 0
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Maybe you should invest in a tip jar or cup, to prevent further unwelcome hands in pockets. Or keep a spider or a cockroach in your pocket, to teach people not to put their hands in there.

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