Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
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Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
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Beck2209 0
Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.
omgwtftoni 0
it doesn't matter, her hands shouldn't have been anywhere near your butt.
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Comments (175)
birdfreak 24
well this is kind of her fml 2 cuz sum1 threw her to the floor and she's old
SteelCladAngel 0
I agree I had a boss who was like that he'd do the 'accidental' touch on the ass et c it's one thing to flirt with your server they kinda gotta deal with people like that but I probably would have put a serious Hurtin' on someone who touched my ass without consent it's a violation no matter why it's done. if the old bag wanted to tip her server she could have said 'excuse me *servers name* here's your tip, we didn't want to leave it on the table because someone may decide to steal it' or shook his hand, said 'thanks for the great service' and transferred the tip that way
Scott69 3
you don't throw elderly women on the floor
ysmipha 3
ha ha. coulda been worse: she could of put her hand in your front pocket!
Scorch117 0
I wonder how many people would rage against this if the sexes were the other way around, an old man putting a tip into the back pocket of a female? The old woman should have controlled herself and OP should take some sort of therapy.
JokerJohn7 0
stupid asshole
missy76518 0
ur stupid for doing that to an elder or even anyone especially a customer. i hope u gave her tip back. if not thats a disgrace! i hope she called ur manager. i sure would have
danz123 7
Haha, I can almost smell the double standards here. If that were an elderly man, everyone would be siding with OP. If that were a young man, most people would tell OP to file for assault. Since it's an elderly woman, everyone's against OP. Yes, the reaction was a bit much, but the OP didn't know that it was an elderly woman, because it was a 'knee-jerk' reaction from someone touching you from behind. Even he/she did know, it should make little to no difference.
PurpleHaze93 0
You're all idiots if you think the woman did it cause she wanted to touch his butt. People need to stop being so ******* paranoid about people touching them. Especially when there's no bad intention behind it. I feel society is becoming more paranoid by the day. Just calm the **** down.
Hernandez15_fml 0
that's retarded. who cares if she was touching you ass or giving u a tip. who the hell throws an old woman to the ground?