Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
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Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
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Top comments
Beck2209 0
Hey, elderly or young, female or male, I don't blame you at all.
omgwtftoni 0
it doesn't matter, her hands shouldn't have been anywhere near your butt.
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Comments (175)
maryburnsgreen 0
Either way you don't do that if try are the costumers dumbass.
Carpy 8
You really need to keep taking those English classes.
EvilPotato 15
I have to agree.
choirnerd1808 0
they meant to put they and instead accidentally put try. it's an easy mistake to make especially if you are in a touch screen. stop being such jerks.
wdcthree 0
customers* Remind me again who the dumbass is?
padlockd 9
Proofreading. Just do it.
KatrinaKitten 16
That type of aggression, especially in a workplace such as a restaurant, is inappropriate. Why would you throw down an elderly woman when she obviously doesn't pose a threat to you?
KatrinaKitten 16
I get what you mean, but still. Aren't there more productive ways to stop things like that, such as simply saying, "Please stop that," or even ignoring it. Most likely the OP has a history of traumatic sexual abuse if their first reaction to having their "hiney" touched is violence.
lolatfmlss 1
Katrina if that really is you, you are amazingly beautiful ;)
KatrinaKitten 16
thanks .
Goaliefriend 5
creep ...
BigTitsMckee 0
u are gorgeous ........ haven't seen a beautiful white girl in a while lol everyone is about the Mexican girls now
Lichinamo 33
I couldn't help but laugh when you suggested asking them to stop, 26. The OP assumed sexual assault, and a lot of the times when you're being sexually assaulted, they won't stop just because you ask politely. You have to hit or yell at them.
traze 7
After that she took her tip back right?
FreebirdIII 1
Give her the money back for a new hip.
explodingmuffint 0
it's Canada, so healthcare is free.
TrollsFTW 0
Well she shouldn't be at the restaurant, She should be in the kitchen
TrollsFTW 0
Kitchen!!!
Calyx_fml 22
You over reacted. It's just an ass. Even if she did grope you it's not worth getting violent. YDI
ADub55 0
you threw an elderly woman to the ground just because she touched your "hiney"? overreaction much?
ashleeyka 13
You threw an old lady...on the ground...at work. I hope you get fired. No matter how crappy of customers I get, I wouldn't react like that.
zebraface 15
poor old lady
ItsCeeJayy16 0
hm your hiney eh? wow this is really serious! YDI!