BOOM headshot?

lmao! Priceless mental image!! xD

you best give the old lady what she wants...

If you're American you could sue.

So cool.

Wtf they changed my car.

always be ready to duck when old people approach you, they always attack when you least expect it! YDI! :p

bahahahaha I could so see some people doing that to me while I'm at work :P xD that's hilarious!

i hope it didnt hurt to bad

OP- Tell her that she's just mad because her vagina is old, wrinkly, and used up.

24 if you weren't retarded and learned how to read, you would notice at the top that it says the op is Canadian. leave it to an American to come up with the idea of suing as the first fix to a problem.

"Yeah, only AMERICANS are bigoted! Only Americans do X! I'm so awesome because I don't stereotype or look down on people like an AMERICAN would!" People who talk like that (and I'm not referring to all non-Americans, before someone accuses me of that) are hypocrites.

But this is one of the situations in which a lawsuit would actually be a reasonable response. How can you expect to be able to reason with a person who has just assaulted you physically?

keep her in the store, call cops. profit. ??

does the OP work at Canadian tire? cuz the same thing happened to me last week haha

Please learn to read. #24 said "If you're American you could sue" which means the he/she knows the poster is not American.

You have to consider that the rest of us have knuckledusters and baseball bats.

Maybe she heard 'groin check'...

People will always find a reason, darling...

He could have ducked.

I haven't voted yet but the other side of the coin here is that there's definitely some story missing. Maybe OP intentionally left out something they did to provoke them?

Fake and gay.

Yes, you are meepz.