Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
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Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, I saw a woman drop her wallet in the grocery store. Being a good citizen, I sprinted after her to return it. She heard me running, panicked and took off. I ended up chasing her through three aisles saying, “Wait! I have your wallet!” Security got involved. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML
Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
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naiboy93 0
bad things happen to good people.
playero 0
yes because good drivers check all their mirrors before reversing.
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Comments (93)
RaIeigh 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been directly behind her car? Nice gesture though.
NotYourOrdinary7 6
I agree with Raleigh. =
phreshboi 1
ouch?
Ms_Jessie22 8
I agree too, Raleigh. But really, its the thought that counts :) Karma will pay you back someday (in a good way!)
FMLRevoluSean 0
Woopdee-doo! Dafp!
debiasio69696969 0
14 - you're cute op - maybe you should stop being so nice
korn247 5
well ydi for being too nice and f your foots life
epoh_fml 0
damn Jenine, don't you have enough FML lovin? on every FML you're complimenting someone :)
debiasio69696969 0
op should buy a prosthetic foot/leg with the credit card FAFP!!!
adrii09 0
hmm at least u tried to be nice :) that's what counts. and now since she ran over ur foot u call call her a ****** bitch!!! lol :p
rohosoccer08 1
good gesture op... sorry about your foot
FMLRevoluSean 0
Haha my dad left without a burger at sonic once and the guy followed his truck almost half way home to give it to him. but he didn't get run over. my dad didn't have money for a tip so f the skwaitors life.
debiasio69696969 0
Hope , what can I say , i got love ;)
lmfao1643 3
In Soviet Russia, we kill the bad women drivers.
FMLRevoluSean 0
In soviet Russ-- POW!
lmfao1643 3
Hey, eat my hairy, but waxed furburger dick.
bootyleg 0
im guessing your too nice to sue for insurance money
Ms_Jessie22 8
Ry! <3
KiddNYC1O 22
so now you're flat footed!
samantha_durano 6
Sean it's not pow it's PAH!
pinkdancer 0
umm get that bitch back and go on a shopping spree!!
Tcaret300 12
second!!! and the first persons right
boopityboppity 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You must look very frightening if people drive at you. That aside, it doesn't hurt THAT much. FYL all the same.
epoh_fml 0
that's what I was thinking. you must have scared the lady :/ fafp *grumble grumble*
boopityboppity 11
What's a fafp? Sorry, this same comment is down lower, but I reposted because it showed up in the wrong place.
RaIeigh 0
Flying Asians Fingering People..or so I hear that's what it stands for :].. Nah seriously, it's **** Anti Flood Protection.
epoh_fml 0
I posted it below but my comment disappeared :/ it stands for **** anti flood protection. or dafp is for damn afp, etc.
FMLRevoluSean 0
Flying Above Fried Penguins
epoh_fml 0
hahaha I like your answer better Raleigh
ScooterScott 0
Frijolas Attacking Flying Dolphins
RaIeigh 0
Chyuuh :]. Took me a whole 15 seconds to think of that :P.
boopityboppity 11
Ah. I thought you made it up to go with the FML; as in a Frightened, Awful Female Driver.
FMLRevoluSean 0
No I made it up cuz I'm so cool. idk where y'all got the anti flood thing, it was originally Dont attack ******* poptarts.
epoh_fml 0
all hail DAFP Sean! don't anally finger pirates
FMLRevoluSean 0
dangerous alienated fat pithons!
RaIeigh 0
Hah, but Hope: Douches Always Finger Pirates :P.
CookiesNOJ 0
Don't answer fawckin politely! >=00 For all my people in Anger management classes.
FMLRevoluSean 0
Don't answer the ******* phone! Death appears furious, people!!!
loswut 1
I fap all the time
Extacy23 0
Sean u made it up because ur a fagget
jplumbob 4
your own fault. did she get card back or are you using it?
allen20 0
Run over her face
LiveLaughLove18 0
Uhm..i agree with #1. Were you just standing directly behind her car expecting her to see you when shes in the front seat about to back up?
playero 0
yes because good drivers check all their mirrors before reversing.
naiboy93 0
bad things happen to good people.
soccersgr8 6
'A' for effort :)
SurfinGod 0
wow.. ROFL
piinkbunnii 1
That's a perfect anti-theft solution!!!! Kudos!!! Wonder how much it is a month??
LizabethLashay 0
well, at least u get the money
RaIeigh 0
It's a credit card.
lexieeebby 0
Exactly (:
hollee 0
that's a little much...I wouldve just waited for her to come back and get it later