Suuuucks for you! FYL! Oooh. Possibly first!

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he was trying to be a good wingman but he just couldn't hold it

lol! i hate when i am walking my dog and i have to pick up her poop and i'm walking around w. a bag a poop and a hot guy walks by

First!!!

Next spend, spend less energy putting on a show.

YDI for trying to be macho.

ydi for saying "...tried to look 'macho' with my dog"
:D

nxt time strt jogging and act like its a really big really wierd sweat spot

The dog was just marking his/her territory by saying "this is my human!"

dont you just love dogs and there uncontrollable bladder?

how does one look macho with a dog anyway ?

I'm trying to imagine how one tries to look macho with a dog. Like by standing up straight with your chest puffed out while your dog pees?
Anyways embarrassing but as a girl I'll say that I wouldn't be disgusted or laugh and point or something. But maybe I'm just nice..

What kind of dog was it? I hope you weren't trying to look macho with a poodle.

I think this one needs an illustration :p