Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
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xmusik
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Suuuucks for you! FYL! Oooh. Possibly first!
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nathaliiiexo
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zz
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zendaddy0
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he was trying to be a good wingman but he just couldn't hold it
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mylifeisfuckeddd
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lol! i hate when i am walking my dog and i have to pick up her poop and i'm walking around w. a bag a poop and a hot guy walks by
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TrollGrammarNazi
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First!!!
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jillz
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Next spend, spend less energy putting on a show.
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mangoid
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YDI for trying to be macho.
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ohhfudge
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ydi for saying "...tried to look 'macho' with my dog"
:D
:D
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shirvon100
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nxt time strt jogging and act like its a really big really wierd sweat spot
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scarletclaw
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The dog was just marking his/her territory by saying "this is my human!"
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rachie94
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dont you just love dogs and there uncontrollable bladder?
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dem54
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how does one look macho with a dog anyway ?
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nuclear
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I'm trying to imagine how one tries to look macho with a dog. Like by standing up straight with your chest puffed out while your dog pees?
Anyways embarrassing but as a girl I'll say that I wouldn't be disgusted or laugh and point or something. But maybe I'm just nice..
Anyways embarrassing but as a girl I'll say that I wouldn't be disgusted or laugh and point or something. But maybe I'm just nice..
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uneekfreak16
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What kind of dog was it? I hope you weren't trying to look macho with a poodle.
I think this one needs an illustration :p
I think this one needs an illustration :p
I think this one needs an illustration :p