By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
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uneekfreak16 0
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What kind of dog was it? I hope you weren't trying to look macho with a poodle. I think this one needs an illustration :p

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

lol! i hate when i am walking my dog and i have to pick up her poop and i'm walking around w. a bag a poop and a hot guy walks by

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xmusik 0
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Suuuucks for you! FYL! Oooh. Possibly first!

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nathaliiiexo 0

zz

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zendaddy0 0

he was trying to be a good wingman but he just couldn't hold it

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mylifeisfuckeddd 0

lol! i hate when i am walking my dog and i have to pick up her poop and i'm walking around w. a bag a poop and a hot guy walks by

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jillz 0
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Next spend, spend less energy putting on a show.

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mangoid 0
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YDI for trying to be macho.

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ohhfudge 0
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ydi for saying "...tried to look 'macho' with my dog" :D

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shirvon100 0

nxt time strt jogging and act like its a really big really wierd sweat spot

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scarletclaw 11
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The dog was just marking his/her territory by saying "this is my human!"

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rachie94 0

dont you just love dogs and there uncontrollable bladder?

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dem54 0
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how does one look macho with a dog anyway ?

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nuclear 0
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I'm trying to imagine how one tries to look macho with a dog. Like by standing up straight with your chest puffed out while your dog pees? Anyways embarrassing but as a girl I'll say that I wouldn't be disgusted or laugh and point or something. But maybe I'm just nice..

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uneekfreak16 0
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What kind of dog was it? I hope you weren't trying to look macho with a poodle. I think this one needs an illustration :p

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