By chris - United States
Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
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By  nuclear  |  0

I'm trying to imagine how one tries to look macho with a dog. Like by standing up straight with your chest puffed out while your dog pees?
Anyways embarrassing but as a girl I'll say that I wouldn't be disgusted or laugh and point or something. But maybe I'm just nice..