Miscellaneous: Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and...

By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 04:00

Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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maz95 17

Friday 15 March 2013 16:01

Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.

electrorange 13

Friday 15 March 2013 15:58

Maybe a preview of things to come!

Comments

jimdoggino 5

Sunday 17 March 2013 10:50

Best dog EVER!

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 17 March 2013 14:01

Your dog wants it too.

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 19:06

Oh my God... This sounds so embarrassing it seems like it couldn't happen in real life, only in movies :(

itszlo 8

Monday 18 March 2013 0:37

NEUTER YOUR DOG!!!! And he won't hump you or anyone else

MidnightWolf3 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 18:51

You're saying a neutered dog doesn't hump? I better go tell my dog that before he goes to hump the cat again...

messeduplife2 7

Wednesday 5 March 2014 23:41

I was with my boyfriend at his older brothers friends house, and they let the dog out and it ran right up to me and started humping my leg and refused to get off. They had to pry the dog off of me and they said "boy don't take advantage of our guests."