FML : Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I...

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Radgirl - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 02:10 / United States

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By arela | 0

#150335 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

By BB_baby | 0

#150321 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

"i tried to impress"
any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

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By ilgatto | 0

#150318 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:25

loooooooooool

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1454719 - Saturday 25 September 2010 1:19

lol this is really funny and YDI!

freaky592 | 2

#1540225 - Wednesday 13 October 2010 5:35

sometimes the best response is the simplest....lol

melanie177 | 1

#4297912 - Friday 13 April 2012 4:20

Well, did anyone come to your rescue?

By BB_baby | 0

#150321 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

"i tried to impress"
any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

By arela | 0

#150335 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

himynameisadam | 0

#489303 - Saturday 15 August 2009 20:20

Agreed

farsidee | 0

#869701 - Thursday 18 February 2010 21:19

Like the girl from click!

sukhdeep | 4

#1022230 - Monday 7 June 2010 4:11

what's ydi?

freerun4life97 | 0

#3882345 - Saturday 14 January 2012 13:20

You dunce, imagination

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#150355 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:40

Bwahahahaa, guess they definitely noticed you... Agree though, aren't you supposed to do the whole scary movie run and bounce around to get their attention? Hmmm

By karmabunnie | 0

#150366 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:49

she was trying to impress *frat guys* mind you, wrow.

By Jimboom | 11

#150373 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:54

Actually no, she did the right thing. As Fraternity guys are used to their women unconscious I'm sure seeing you lying there knocked out really made them hot for you.

muffinlovexD | 10

#5337416 - Thursday 24 January 2013 5:41

Hahahahah!!

By MtVernonVA | 0

#150381 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:05

You know, if they were gentlemen (the type of guy you should be trying to impress) they would have come over and helped you out. I'm guessing none of them did since this is an FML...

They're not worth your time :)

jerryj | 27

#6140369 - Wednesday 10 December 2014 13:52

OP clearly said that they were fraternity guys. What makes you think that they would behave like gentlemen?

By Seegtease | 0

#150394 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:16

You saw hot guys and the best thing you could think of to do was to sprint?

You need to work on your style. If I saw somebody do that to impress me, I'd be thinking "weirdo".