By Nosexever? - 25/10/2018 13:30

Today, my husband started a new job as an OTR truck driver. He was assigned one week of home time each month, which happens to be the same exact week my period comes every month. FML
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Talk to your doctor about moving your period with the help of the pill. It's possible.

Old towels, baby wipes, condoms, and spare bed sheets. Get all of them ready, and you don't have to wuss out on having period sex.

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Old towels, baby wipes, condoms, and spare bed sheets. Get all of them ready, and you don't have to wuss out on having period sex.

for some women it's actually uncomfortable, not enjoyable like others say.

Talk to your doctor about moving your period with the help of the pill. It's possible.

Go on the pill for a month or two then stop it right after he leaves. That should reset your cycle.

Too much information...🙄

Grow up. 🙄

You again? If you're this easily grossed out, you might want to stop visiting FML. Period. Oh wait, did I frighten you?

Your username is a little overly dramatic — blowjobs count as sex. Glad we could clear that up.

no they dont!

Then why is it called oral SEX? It's right there in the name.

She just has to take a rain check. Sorry.

so are you suggesting OP have an affair? cause her hubby is gone the weeks she's not on her period. Or are you suggesting that she doesn't have sex until his schedule changes or he gets a different job?

No one saying he can't either...

And another man got his red wings

Deez_Knots 10

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

The saying is: when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

sex sponge or take the pill and then stop taking it at a different time of month

And? How do you think the Red Barron got his name? And wings?