Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
madisonnnnn13 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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Comments (72)
mokielove 10
always pay attition , take your time. esp down there.
akiahara 14
Electric razor or wax. Seems like a wise investment.
dchiam 11
You might want to knock on wood.. No pun intended.
delamer 8
I am afraid of doing that every shower. *shudder*
samglam08 7
Virtually?? Lol
FarFromSocial 9
key word #59 she SLIPPED. shit happens.
Mauskau 36
Sounds like you need a new razor. Disposable ones, I have found, seem to cut you very easily and nastily. I've had my Gillette Venus for about 3 or 4 years now and I love it. The only time I get even a slight cut is when I need to change the blades. Even in the awkward areas, and shaving cream/gel seems to just clog up the razor and not work so well for me.
Kitten_Calderon 14
Ouch.. I'm a guy I crossed my legs just picturing that. Feel better soon OP
lylotrezor 20
59, the ****** is inside, you don't shave it. Also, accidents happen, you know.
missathegirlwond 19
If you can't wax, maybe look into some Nair...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Nair is not a good thing to use on a sensitive place like your "nether regions." Also, people can have bad reactions to Nair. I used Nair on my legs once, left it on for a way shorter time than the bottle even recommended, and ended up with chemical burns. Even if there is Nair specifically for the pubic area, I would never recommend using it...
AgentSmith79 9
There IS a Nair for the bikini region, and I use it. Much better than shaving. You shouldn't advocate against something you've never tried.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#97 I'm sorry, and I'm not saying that no one should try it, just that sometimes people can have a bad reaction to Nair like I did. It's good to know the risks, you know? I got chemical burns on my legs from using Nair correctly, so I sure as hell am not going to try Nair on my nether regions. It just depends on how sensitive one's skin is. I'm sure it's probably fine for people who don't have sensitive skin. Maybe I'm just a freak, because my skin even reacts badly to shaving and I have to use an epilator on my legs.