Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
So many questions. Why were you even shaving you chest to begin with? And you don't even look at it while shaving? And you didn't feel a blade hit your nipple? And what the heck do you shave with that took that big of a chunk out of it?
I have to assume that if OP was shaving their chest and identifies as female they are trans.
I also assume if OP managed to slice off a nipple they must have been high or drunk. Never use sharp objects if you are drunk or high.