By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 981
You deserved it 470

Same thing different taste

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all I could was grab my boob and want to cry lmao.

LunaBlack 4

why were you shaving anywhere near your nipples? 🤔🤨

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The post says your gender is female. If you're a female that has to shave your chest, well, that's a worse fml than the nip thing. I'm sorry.

all I could was grab my boob and want to cry lmao.

LunaBlack 4

why were you shaving anywhere near your nipples? 🤔🤨

Ahh yes Hairy ****; it's a tale as old as time.

tounces7 27

So many questions. Why were you even shaving you chest to begin with? And you don't even look at it while shaving? And you didn't feel a blade hit your nipple? And what the heck do you shave with that took that big of a chunk out of it?

😳 What were you shaving with, a machete?!

Pluck them. Shaving the hairs just makes stubble.

I have to assume that if OP was shaving their chest and identifies as female they are trans. I also assume if OP managed to slice off a nipple they must have been high or drunk. Never use sharp objects if you are drunk or high.

The sad thing is I didn’t even cringe. After the pain of nipple piercings, it doesn’t phase me.

toxicMadame 7

Is anyone else thinking of when peter hit his knee