By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
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aerith105 14

all I could was grab my boob and want to cry lmao.

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LunaBlack 4

why were you shaving anywhere near your nipples? 🤔🤨

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faifai_fml 21

The post says your gender is female. If you're a female that has to shave your chest, well, that's a worse fml than the nip thing. I'm sorry.

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aerith105 14

all I could was grab my boob and want to cry lmao.

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LunaBlack 4

why were you shaving anywhere near your nipples? 🤔🤨

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ThrottleJockey 35

Ahh yes Hairy ****; it's a tale as old as time.

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tounces7 27

So many questions. Why were you even shaving you chest to begin with? And you don't even look at it while shaving? And you didn't feel a blade hit your nipple? And what the heck do you shave with that took that big of a chunk out of it?

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Pheonix91 15

😳 What were you shaving with, a machete?!

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jriley4u 17

Pluck them. Shaving the hairs just makes stubble.

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Chazzster 26

I have to assume that if OP was shaving their chest and identifies as female they are trans. I also assume if OP managed to slice off a nipple they must have been high or drunk. Never use sharp objects if you are drunk or high.

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Emma1562 35

The sad thing is I didn’t even cringe. After the pain of nipple piercings, it doesn’t phase me.

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toxicMadame 7

Is anyone else thinking of when peter hit his knee

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