Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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anon80214 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
madisonnnnn13 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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Comments (72)
solosohigh 15
holy hell. invest in some salon grade wax and wax it off. doesn't hurt as much after the first one and cheaper than having it done. if you know an esthetician, have them buy you salon grade wax. still, ouch.
noelasis94 18
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miamiyako 15
Just go for IPL.
GoodluckElly 13
Are you assuming it's an excuse because you get a lot from girls who don't want to sleep with you?
kakarot2 11
Shhhhhhhhh.... he is trying to communicate.
aj9090 9
Ouch! Been there. Done that. not 3 times, haha...but I feel your pain :(
Amishanthony 6
I saw an episode of 1,000 ways to die that didn't end too well for a woman that cut herself shaving down there...
KatjaM 15
Ohhh OP, how I feel your pain. I cut myself once and screamed so loud I woke my husband up, which is a feat in itself. Put some ice on it and lay down as much as possible. It's unfortunately going to sting for a while.
onorexveritas 24
yeah.... i'm like extra cautious when it comes to that lol, no wet bath tubs etc
wjh100 13
I honestly don't get how you cut yourself I mean I do my balls twice a week and there quite a bit more lumpy then a vag. never cut myself