Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
madisonnnnn13 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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Comments (72)
ilovebacteria 6
I don't know why, but the phrase "nether regions"makes me laugh uncontrollably.
buckeyed 20
75-women can like women too, so theres your answer. and im sorry women hitting on you is so terrible...
KweenChelly 6
Heyyyyy!! This has happened to Me!!!
RKD 23
Good God! Screw being embarassed, go to the emergency room! Or whatever you have in Italy-cutting yourself down there can be dangerous-I knew a guy almost bled out because he cut himself trying to shave his nether parts!
surfergirl72 7
Waxings not much better. :( Apply pressure and an ice pack. Feel better & buy an electric trimmer!
unixdude 9
I cut my vag! Quick - to FML for a post!
TeAwesomeOpossum 2
You should change your city from Calabria to Cut-labia!
SmosherMe 6
I see what you did there.
SmosherMe 6
I think its becoming a fashion to cut one's genitalia whilst shaving.
marcsyo 11
Pro tip: don't shave there. Seriously why does everyone need to shave pubes nowadays, it's better we get used to our natural selves then become reliant on lolita bodies.
charvisioku 22
Pro tip: it's not your place to tell OP whether to shave her pubes off or not. Besides, preaching about "lolita bodies" (lmao seriously, dude?) is going to do absolutely nothing to stop people modifying their bodies however they see fit.
marcsyo 11
I cba to explain myself, I was trying to make a point about how being unshaven down there now leads to disgust.