Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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anon80214
| 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
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madisonnnnn13
| 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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plaguer
| 26
A wet rag and bag of ice sounds like your new best friend.
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heythere131630
| 9
Actually your best friend from now on should be some good old fashion hair removal cream and or wax. You don't want any more damaged goods.
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SuperDanielNL
| 23
Don't take any asparin or drink alcohol, that thins your blood and the bleeding takes even longer to stop. Learned that trick in a John Irving novel.
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DefiningDivine
| 13
Just keep those legs open.
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vampire1618
| 5
Though not all can tolerate wax and accidentally get hair removal cream on a too sensitive spot of skin, even a tiny drop, you get a chemical burn and it would still hurt to close your legs.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
1, I read bag of rice instead of ice, I was like "what the hell would rice do!?" lol
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anon80214
| 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
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courtney680
| 17
It's happened to me before too..
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Same here... sort of.
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courtney680
| 17
Creep ass..
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expertsmilee
| 26
Now now, lets not judge each other 15 lest your BEAUTIFUL self be judged in turn...
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Neyuu
| 18
Those double standards.
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Mossears133
| 15
15- something tells me you're a little new here -.-
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Perhaps I should clarify... men do that sort of grooming too. Some of nature's 'forests' need to be cut down. :-)
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ThePrestige
| 12
suddenly,I dont like you.
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madisonnnnn13
| 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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TwinChapter
| 15
I just died on the inside reading that. Hope you get better soon OP!
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ironik69
| 31
They make a "no bleed" stick. Its on the same aisle as the razors....for people who just aren't careful enough sometimes.
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Overcome6788
| 3
Try some vaseline instead.
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Keevarou
| 16
Or hot candle wax or treesap?
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zandalee
| 19
Bloody hell!
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peanutfoo
| 19
Haha I see what you did there ;)
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lexi365
| 20
Thanks Captain Obvious....
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WinMan
| 7
The fact she was shaving probaby indicates her legs werent going to be closed anyway. I guess she lucked out but yah that sucks.
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Hamz1989
| 13
Ouch you should probably call and tell your mom about it to get some help.
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jessie1
| 9
Or maybe OP isn't 14 and can take care of herself...
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Bubbelz
| 24
And yet she's bleeding between her legs. Unnaturally.
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Gaga_is_God6969
| 13
How did you manage to cut yourself THREE times?! Were you shaving with a machete? FYL.
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SunAndMoon427
| 12
Three blade razor maybe? If it slipped horizontally, that could easily happen. Painful as hell still either way.
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dchiam
| 11
Oh man, reading that made me cringe.
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mansen
| 15
that 5 blade razor...one little slip with that thing and oh god...weirdest looking cut (s) ever or suddenly a chunk of you is missing that you are now screaming over.
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SomeRandomGuy15
| 18
I'm a guy, but I still covered my crotch after reading that... I hope it heals soon, OP!