FML : Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having...

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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 March 2013 19:15 / Italy - Catanzaro

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By anon80214 | 15

#5416352 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:08

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

By madisonnnnn13 | 11

#5416375 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

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By plaguer | 26

#5416351 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:08

A wet rag and bag of ice sounds like your new best friend.

heythere131630 | 9

#5416818 - Saturday 23 March 2013 8:33

Actually your best friend from now on should be some good old fashion hair removal cream and or wax. You don't want any more damaged goods.

SuperDanielNL | 23

#5416832 - Saturday 23 March 2013 8:53

Don't take any asparin or drink alcohol, that thins your blood and the bleeding takes even longer to stop. Learned that trick in a John Irving novel.

DefiningDivine | 13

#5416843 - Saturday 23 March 2013 9:14

Just keep those legs open.
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vampire1618 | 5

#5417158 - Saturday 23 March 2013 16:21

Though not all can tolerate wax and accidentally get hair removal cream on a too sensitive spot of skin, even a tiny drop, you get a chemical burn and it would still hurt to close your legs.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5417612 - Saturday 23 March 2013 22:15

1, I read bag of rice instead of ice, I was like "what the hell would rice do!?" lol

By anon80214 | 15

#5416352 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:08

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

By courtney680 | 17

#5416370 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:12

It's happened to me before too..

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5416397 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:24

Same here... sort of.

courtney680 | 17

#5416405 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:35

Creep ass..

expertsmilee | 26

#5416468 - Saturday 23 March 2013 4:12

Now now, lets not judge each other 15 lest your BEAUTIFUL self be judged in turn...

Neyuu | 18

#5416903 - Saturday 23 March 2013 12:03

Those double standards.

Mossears133 | 15

#5417044 - Saturday 23 March 2013 14:32

15- something tells me you're a little new here -.-

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5417119 - Saturday 23 March 2013 15:44

Perhaps I should clarify... men do that sort of grooming too. Some of nature's 'forests' need to be cut down. :-)

ThePrestige | 12

#5456371 - Friday 19 April 2013 21:41

suddenly,I dont like you.

By madisonnnnn13 | 11

#5416375 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:13

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

By TwinChapter | 15

#5416382 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:15

I just died on the inside reading that. Hope you get better soon OP!

By ironik69 | 31

#5416383 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:15

They make a "no bleed" stick. Its on the same aisle as the razors....for people who just aren't careful enough sometimes.

Overcome6788 | 3

#5416461 - Saturday 23 March 2013 4:06

Try some vaseline instead.

Keevarou | 16

#5416583 - Saturday 23 March 2013 5:52

Or hot candle wax or treesap?

By zandalee | 19

#5416384 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:15

Bloody hell!

peanutfoo | 19

#5416531 - Saturday 23 March 2013 4:55

Haha I see what you did there ;)

lexi365 | 20

#5418422 - Sunday 24 March 2013 13:45

Thanks Captain Obvious....

WinMan | 7

#5420910 - Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:48

The fact she was shaving probaby indicates her legs werent going to be closed anyway. I guess she lucked out but yah that sucks.

By Hamz1989 | 13

#5416385 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:15

Ouch you should probably call and tell your mom about it to get some help.

jessie1 | 9

#5416513 - Saturday 23 March 2013 4:36

Or maybe OP isn't 14 and can take care of herself...

Bubbelz | 24

#5416727 - Saturday 23 March 2013 7:05

And yet she's bleeding between her legs. Unnaturally.

By Gaga_is_God6969 | 13

#5416389 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:20

How did you manage to cut yourself THREE times?! Were you shaving with a machete? FYL.

SunAndMoon427 | 12

#5416408 - Saturday 23 March 2013 3:39

Three blade razor maybe? If it slipped horizontally, that could easily happen. Painful as hell still either way.

dchiam | 11

#5416785 - Saturday 23 March 2013 7:44

Oh man, reading that made me cringe.

mansen | 15

#5416792 - Saturday 23 March 2013 7:48

that 5 blade razor...one little slip with that thing and oh god...weirdest looking cut (s) ever or suddenly a chunk of you is missing that you are now screaming over.