By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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anon80214 15

Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.

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madisonnnnn13 11

Because one period at a time just isn't enough.

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KayleeT 9

Umm I'm pretty sure if you slices your ******* area with a razor, you wouldn't be a happy camper. Stop bitching.

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wvcheesehead1 9

Try straddling a frozen ham or turkey, it should dull the pain and stop the bleeding.

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Shinara101 14

I cringed when I read that. I'm so sorry!

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ksks1234 33

You can pick up an electric razor for the nether regions for $20. I am clumsy and careless, so I bought one for this reason, not one single cut.

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Blue329 15

Bless you're soul with the pain you have to live for, for the next couple of days.

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merpgir 7

I did that once. Shaving.close.to my butt. Not a good time. I had to sit on a wet rag for half an hour

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