Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
madisonnnnn13 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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Comments (72)
challan 19
OUCH Op... you can get a wax for $40, takes 10 minutes and lasts for six weeks. No bumps, no cuts... Time to invest.
titibug823 11
I agree! Ive been getting waxed for years and will NEVER shave down there again!
marcranger 29
Or you could simply not bother with any of that crap and tell any guy who has an issue with it that he can literally go **** himself.
akiahara 14
Sexual partner's opinion aside, I think it feels better without a jungle.
kawaiisakura 12
#47 not everyone does it for their partners. I hate hair that is anywhere other than my head....so it's being shaved. It's just something you have to be really careful with.
lylotrezor 20
17, not everyone has that kind of money, or feels comfortable having someone near their privates.
RpiesSPIES 27
That would be very unpleasant for either party... It's even unpleasant reading it D:
Batterypost 23
This is why I always promote waxing over shaving. Not only do you not have to deal with cuts, but also no razor burns and it stays smooth for a longer time.
morgiepuff 14
It's also a lot more painful (assuming you don't cut yourself while shaving) and more expensive.
chlorinegreen 27
Hmm 3 little cuts or having all the hair pulled from your nether regions. Pick your poison
KingDead 18
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 4 days, and lives to tell a tale!
KingDead 18
Hahahha. No one has heard that before?! The fact I get negative votes, just makes me laugh more. Ty viewers :]
BellaBelle_fml 23
No, no. We've heard it before…a lot. And that's why it was thumbed down.
Neyuu 18
"I love my haters" said the sad and lonely swagfag.
Superash22 3
And we don't trust anything with two heads and only one brain.
xmaximusx 12
They have this new invention .... Wax
darkmis1 18
You may wanna see a doctor if it doesn't stop. That's the kind of blood you can't afford to lose.
Llamacod 11
Umm... What kind of blood could one afford to lose?
kozzard 17
someone elses
PonyTails13 3
stitches?
perdix 31
Why does the song "Red, Red Wine" come to mind?
Enslaved 38
I'd whine too if I cut my privates! :P
Jemm_fml 29
Ugh this FML made me feel pain. FYL indeed.
Llamacod 11
Well, finally you have a valid reason that your legs are always open.
Rumbelle_fml 22
The whole world of shaving-related humour, and you chose the mose sexist joke you could think of? Congrats.