FML : Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell...

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Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 9 June 2014 21:20 / Canada - Calgary

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By collegedream121 | 8

#5970563 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

I think you took fashionably late too far...

By wastedpenguin | 14

#5970562 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

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By koolkanga | 12

#5970561 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:51

Maybe he had a different party the day before...?

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Bloink | 25

#5970607 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:08

lindsey stirling!!!!

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StillUsesMyspace | 22

#5970608 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:09

Or maybe a wrong date on purpose kind of thing?

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#5970640 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:30

More like Lindsay Lohan...

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thatguynamedsky | 32

#5970731 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:00

how many steps were you dropped down?

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lonewolf621 | 17

#5971515 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:46

Not that much of an FML.

By wastedpenguin | 14

#5970562 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

By collegedream121 | 8

#5970563 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

I think you took fashionably late too far...

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badluckalex | 23

#5970615 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:14

better late than never!

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#5970638 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:28

Liz Taylor is rolling around in her grave...

By greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5970565 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:52

Well he obviously wasn't mad you didn't show up. All you did was just miss one hell of a party!

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BradTheBrony | 19

#5971343 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:58

I don't think that's what OP was worried about.

By FrancesShiver | 20

#5970568 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:53

Well, I bet you looked great!

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ladyLALAA | 28

#5970726 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:57

OP if you beat yourself over this can you film it repeating "stop hitting yourself" and share said video?

By abattior | 18

#5970573 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:54

don't worry OP there will be more parties in the future!

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J215B | 32

#5970602 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:03

That's like telling someone there are plenty of fish in the sea. Doesn't change the fact they missed the party they were looking forward to.

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abattior | 18

#5970659 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:44

so she should beat her self for one party?

By magickitten | 26

#5970576 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:55

Unlucky!

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meganlovestea | 15

#5970736 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 9:02

Really?

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magickitten | 26

#5970947 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 15:23

Yes, really. You could say that mixing up your dates therefore missing a great party is unlucky.

By Liamj774 | 36

#5970591 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:58

Well you could say you showed up fashionably late

By Whatapuffchild | 23

#5970622 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:16

at least you looked real good that day

By auro7 | 18

#5970637 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:27

I swear I read an FML pretty similar to this in the random section a while back.

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why_teh_hell | 25

#5970645 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:34

There is. I saw it in random the other day. This is exactly the same, just re-worded...Can't stand this.

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