Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
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collegedream121
| 8
I think you took fashionably late too far...
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wastedpenguin
| 14
That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op
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koolkanga
| 12
Maybe he had a different party the day before...?
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Bloink
| 25
lindsey stirling!!!!
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StillUsesMyspace
| 22
Or maybe a wrong date on purpose kind of thing?
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
More like Lindsay Lohan...
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thatguynamedsky
| 32
how many steps were you dropped down?
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lonewolf621
| 17
Not that much of an FML.
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wastedpenguin
| 14
That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op
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collegedream121
| 8
I think you took fashionably late too far...
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badluckalex
| 23
better late than never!
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Liz Taylor is rolling around in her grave...
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greeneyebeauty9
| 28
Well he obviously wasn't mad you didn't show up. All you did was just miss one hell of a party!
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BradTheBrony
| 19
I don't think that's what OP was worried about.
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FrancesShiver
| 20
Well, I bet you looked great!
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ladyLALAA
| 28
OP if you beat yourself over this can you film it repeating "stop hitting yourself" and share said video?
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abattior
| 18
don't worry OP there will be more parties in the future!
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J215B
| 33
That's like telling someone there are plenty of fish in the sea. Doesn't change the fact they missed the party they were looking forward to.
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abattior
| 18
so she should beat her self for one party?
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magickitten
| 26
Unlucky!
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meganlovestea
| 15
Really?
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magickitten
| 26
Yes, really. You could say that mixing up your dates therefore missing a great party is unlucky.
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Liamj774
| 36
Well you could say you showed up fashionably late
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Whatapuffchild
| 23
at least you looked real good that day
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auro7
| 18
I swear I read an FML pretty similar to this in the random section a while back.
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why_teh_hell
| 25
There is. I saw it in random the other day. This is exactly the same, just re-worded...Can't stand this.