By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
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collegedream121 8

I think you took fashionably late too far...

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wastedpenguin 14
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That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

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koolkanga 12
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Maybe he had a different party the day before...?

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Bloink 25
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lindsey stirling!!!!

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StillUsesMyspace 22

Or maybe a wrong date on purpose kind of thing?

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incoherentrmblr 21

More like Lindsay Lohan...

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thatguynamedsky 32
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how many steps were you dropped down?

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lonewolf621 17
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Not that much of an FML.

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wastedpenguin 14
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That sucks. be sure to check your calender next time op

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collegedream121 8

I think you took fashionably late too far...

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badluckalex 23

better late than never!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Liz Taylor is rolling around in her grave...

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greeneyebeauty9 28
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Well he obviously wasn't mad you didn't show up. All you did was just miss one hell of a party!

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BradTheBrony 19

I don't think that's what OP was worried about.

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FrancesShiver 20

Well, I bet you looked great!

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ladyLALAA 28
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OP if you beat yourself over this can you film it repeating "stop hitting yourself" and share said video?

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abattior 18
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don't worry OP there will be more parties in the future!

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J215B 33
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That's like telling someone there are plenty of fish in the sea. Doesn't change the fact they missed the party they were looking forward to.

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abattior 18
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so she should beat her self for one party?

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meganlovestea 15

Really?

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magickitten 26
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Yes, really. You could say that mixing up your dates therefore missing a great party is unlucky.

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Liamj774 36
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Well you could say you showed up fashionably late

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Whatapuffchild 23
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at least you looked real good that day

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auro7 18
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I swear I read an FML pretty similar to this in the random section a while back.

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why_teh_hell 25
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There is. I saw it in random the other day. This is exactly the same, just re-worded...Can't stand this.

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