Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
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Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
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null_fml 11
#71: Reminded them? Yeah, I'm sure they had forgotten all about their loved one at that point. I know right after a funeral, I'm always all, "Grandma who? Fuckit, let's go eat."
Jespin5 0
you should have said you had killer steaks and a deadly ice cream sundae!
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Comments (111)
WTFLMFAOFML 0
GOTH KIDS ENJOYING DINNER AFTER DISECTING A HUMAN! D:
sealed_with_a_sm 2
dang that really sucks wow...today was a ex-employees funeral...that would be crazy if it was the same one lol
RoxyRaccoon 4
Good freakin' Lord. It's just an expression. They're all douchebags for honestly being angry with you.
mahamii_93 0
LMFAO! thats funny
tuffclick 0
u got a he'll of a tip didn't u lol
candicemichelle 0
LMAO, thats funny. way to insert foot in mouth all by your self!
yoghurt123 0
Omai.
ColdGold 6
When someone says that something, "Is to die for," I pull a face and tell them that I don't want it.
karalea 0
Awww honest mistake hun.. That sucks.
someone2me2 1
umm... 71 isn't that what a wake is for, to celebrate and remember the person why would they forget an hour after the ceremony