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By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

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By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 16:32 - Canada

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:06

Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:44

Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.

Comments

micery 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:26

gun6slinger9 9

Monday 8 February 2010 1:55

maybe it is your hair

micery 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:43

Pointy130 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:14

Yes, very much ew. Also, lawsuit-able.

cowgod 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:26

crab soup! yummmy

pwincessa23 1

Monday 8 February 2010 6:48

Ever heard of a sous chef????!!!

_Paul_88 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:25

ball soup anyone?

9010649 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:15

LOL

girlslikeboyz 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:57

ROFL ! AHAHAHA

vollyball921 0

Monday 1 March 2010 15:46

tragdor! lol

ryguy1997 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:26

eyelash? doh.

EdailEcstacy 0

Monday 5 April 2010 21:04

lol did you do something that pissed them off?? lol ever watched Waiting... lol that movies funny and gross.... haha

colts609380 7

Thursday 24 June 2010 6:01

wonder where it was from..... lol jk SICK!

Christina_Love 1

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:39

Well, Did the soup taste good at least?

pikmin5764 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 5:41

It could be chest hair?

MagicalPegicorn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

arm pit hair?

mikeyceroooo 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:30

or even a arm hair if he has long, you know, arm hair

BoarderBoy15 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:04

wow

HahaHillarious1 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:54

or worse. could be australian hair, yanno the kind from DOWN UNDER. sorry to any aussies out there. joke just fits. ps what is an australian kiss? a french kiss down under. sorry agai. aussies. :)

Dr_Jalepenos 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 14:49

nose hair?

delude 26

Saturday 17 May 2014 0:24

Pretty sure there was more than one chef

killerviral 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:30

pube soup anyone that's hilarious fyl 2nd

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:33

Uh, 3rd. And more like 100th since a whole bunch of comments mysteriously disappeared.

ladiesman14 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:30

tired of all the 12 year old moderators removing comments. this site is becoming lame. the comments are what most people on the earth come to fml for. the moderators are ruining fml's business model and future ipo plans.