That plus getting fat on leftovers plus shedding hair all over the house is why all our (sequential) beagles (with exact same name) lived in the backyard in a house exactly like Snoopy's (but without the basement billiards table) 24/7/52.

Oh look. Yet another FML listing the reasons why I don't have any dogs. As lovable as they are, there's enough FML's about them to keep me from ever getting one for a long long time.

Totally agree. I like dogs. Just never want to own one.

train them

How old are they? As puppies they are not potty masters yet, perhaps more training could help.

We have two dogs and haven't had this issue since they were little pups.

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

How many showers did you take to clean all that up?

Who let the dogs in?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Sounds like a shitty situation, don’t worry I’m just taking the piss atcha!

And they say cats are assholes.

Either the dog is sick, or needs trained. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are very well trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

This is when you ask yourself, what went wrong and what could've you done to not step on crap lols

My mom is all for training through punishment (rubbing their nose in it, spamming them, then putting them out). Our 12 year old dog started going inside the house (she was being spiteful because I wouldn’t let her in my room with the cats), so my mom punished her. Now she thinks that the only way for her to tell us she needs to go out is to go to the bathroom inside.

she probably has a UTI.