FML : Today, just after letting my dogs inside, I took a shower. As soon as I left the bathroom, I stepped in a very nice present left by my dog, a pile of warm...

Today, just after letting my dogs inside, I took a shower. As soon as I left the bathroom, I stepped in a very nice present left by my dog, a pile of warm crap. After getting that mess cleaned up, I walked into the hallway just to slip in a puddle of piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Good Boy says more :

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 October 2018 17:58 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7708854 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:15

Who let the dogs in?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

By jbuckets_404 | 36

#7701719 - Sunday 30 September 2018 11:10

That plus getting fat on leftovers plus shedding hair all over the house is why all our (sequential) beagles (with exact same name) lived in the backyard in a house exactly like Snoopy's (but without the basement billiards table) 24/7/52.

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By jbuckets_404 | 36

#7701719 - Sunday 30 September 2018 11:10

By tounces7 | 25

#7708843 - Monday 15 October 2018 5:17

Oh look. Yet another FML listing the reasons why I don't have any dogs. As lovable as they are, there's enough FML's about them to keep me from ever getting one for a long long time.

chosha_fml | 25

#7709060 - Monday 15 October 2018 15:55

Totally agree. I like dogs. Just never want to own one.

Jennipher Stillwell | 11

#7731930 - Monday 3 December 2018 6:17

train them

By whiskey'swino | 12

#7708850 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:06

How old are they? As puppies they are not potty masters yet, perhaps more training could help.

We have two dogs and haven't had this issue since they were little pups.

Good Boy | 7

#7709380 - Tuesday 16 October 2018 5:51

By ViviMage | 38

#7708851 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:08

How many showers did you take to clean all that up?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7708854 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:15

Who let the dogs in?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

By SandMan344888 | 5

#7708855 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:20

Sounds like a shitty situation, don’t worry I’m just taking the piss atcha!

By skippydoda | 30

#7708856 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:23

And they say cats are assholes.

By Shawnie Gallant | 21

#7708861 - Monday 15 October 2018 6:54

Either the dog is sick, or needs trained. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Good Boy | 7

#7709379 - Tuesday 16 October 2018 5:51

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are very well trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.