By Anonymous - 16/10/2018 17:58

Today, just after letting my dogs inside, I took a shower. As soon as I left the bathroom, I stepped in a very nice present left by my dog, a pile of warm crap. After getting that mess cleaned up, I walked into the hallway just to slip in a puddle of piss. FML
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I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

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RichardPencil 30
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Who let the dogs in? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

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whiskey'swino 15

How old are they? As puppies they are not potty masters yet, perhaps more training could help. We have two dogs and haven't had this issue since they were little pups.

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jbuckets_404 38
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That plus getting fat on leftovers plus shedding hair all over the house is why all our (sequential) beagles (with exact same name) lived in the backyard in a house exactly like Snoopy's (but without the basement billiards table) 24/7/52.

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tounces7 27

Oh look. Yet another FML listing the reasons why I don't have any dogs. As lovable as they are, there's enough FML's about them to keep me from ever getting one for a long long time.

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chosha_fml 25
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Totally agree. I like dogs. Just never want to own one.

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Jennipher Stillwell 11

train them

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whiskey'swino 15

How old are they? As puppies they are not potty masters yet, perhaps more training could help. We have two dogs and haven't had this issue since they were little pups.

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Good Boy 7

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

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littlelia 22
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the dog could be sick, take it to the vet

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ViviMage 38

How many showers did you take to clean all that up?

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RichardPencil 30
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Who let the dogs in? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

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SandMan344888 5

Sounds like a shitty situation, don’t worry I’m just taking the piss atcha!

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skippydoda 32
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And they say cats are assholes.

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Shawnie Gallant 24
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Either the dog is sick, or needs trained. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Good Boy 7

I'm the OP, but I made an account to comment. My dogs are very well trained, but the only thing I can assume is that they are in the middle of territory war or something cause it's only 1 dog doing it, and it started happening recently.

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tranced_ 44
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This is when you ask yourself, what went wrong and what could've you done to not step on crap lols

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raven_of_azarath 34
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My mom is all for training through punishment (rubbing their nose in it, spamming them, then putting them out). Our 12 year old dog started going inside the house (she was being spiteful because I wouldn’t let her in my room with the cats), so my mom punished her. Now she thinks that the only way for her to tell us she needs to go out is to go to the bathroom inside.

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core01 30
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she probably has a UTI.

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