FML : Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube...

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 November 2009 01:02 / Australia

Intimacy

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By kingkash | 0

#658785 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:23

if it's a he,

then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class

If it's a she,

then she's just jealous.

By kravitzz1990 | 0

#658838 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:55

ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

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By XxCoolPersonxX | 0

#658780 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:23

oh and first :)

White667 | 0

#659092 - Saturday 7 November 2009 14:56

It really took you a while?

Also, that's just kinda gross, depending on how old you are a little inappropriate.

Youdumbidiot | 0

#1009980 - Friday 28 May 2010 5:47

Well if you have hade pratice then it's not that much of an fml

mydgmax | 0

#2295879 - Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:50

haha your teacher is a pedo. that's sad

hurtandabused | 7

#3777247 - Friday 23 December 2011 18:42

It's funny how your name is you dumb idiot when you cannot spell XD

By kingkash | 0

#658785 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:23

if it's a he,

then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class

If it's a she,

then she's just jealous.

SadinSherman | 16

#1596486 - Sunday 24 October 2010 20:36

Maybe the teacher thinks OP will be a good bartender.

lurveu_mysweet_t | 0

#2832067 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:22

or good at hand jobs! duh. hehe

SpicyDuck | 22

#5238007 - Tuesday 11 December 2012 18:35

Maybe that little symbol in the corner means OP is a dude...

mikeman1744 | 18

#6332754 - Friday 26 June 2015 12:19

I'm pretty sure he's referring to the gender of the teacher

By XxCoolPersonxX | 0

#658802 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:30

aww my other comment didn't show "/
i said "bahahahaha that's hella funny it took me a while to get but wow that's funny lol =D

StaticDown | 0

#658861 - Saturday 7 November 2009 9:15

Your comment shows. And to OP Damn... LMAO

mackischillin | 5

#5300369 - Monday 31 December 2013 23:50

You're a dumbass

By Wankster | 0

#658812 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:43

FIRST!!!

By kravitzz1990 | 0

#658838 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:55

ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

AssassinsCRB | 0

#3974902 - Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:40

Lol once a kid in my math class said "my compass isnt big enough, oh never mind" and my teacher said "thats what she said" lmao i laughed so hard

By portlandrima | 0

#658852 - Saturday 7 November 2009 9:09

lmao if you are in college, give him a blowjob for extra credit!

highfiveee | 0

#2948711 - Friday 22 July 2011 5:06

ewww...

alexm501 | 0

#4463508 - Monday 21 May 2012 17:47

Wtf is wrong with you.

By kravitzz1990 | 0

#658857 - Saturday 7 November 2009 9:11

its funnier if ur teacher was right.. LMAO

Gennnnnn | 0

#1211338 - Monday 9 August 2010 12:12

Is Yourr Teacher Righttt Ahhha

By M13LO | 0

#658862 - Saturday 7 November 2009 9:16

it's only on FML because you know it's true :p

By nyuu1234 | 0

#658867 - Saturday 7 November 2009 9:24

so YDI

By Mx_Rider | 6

#658888 - Saturday 7 November 2009 9:57

:D hj noicccceeeee

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