FML : Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML

Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Alex - / Thursday 9 February 2017 21:00 / United States - Richardson

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7407749 - Friday 10 February 2017 6:15

Isn't there plenty of snotty tissue to go around?

By awildwhisper | 29

#7407751 - Friday 10 February 2017 6:16

That made me gag.. a lot. My dog loved to raid my trash bins for tissues.

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By species4872 | 19

#7407715 - Friday 10 February 2017 4:33

Yeah, And we all really needed to know that.

By 602offroad | 12

#7407726 - Friday 10 February 2017 4:54

Twice the flavor of a regular plain ol boring tissue. Who wouldn't wanna fight over it.

By MidnaLink | 31

#7407740 - Friday 10 February 2017 5:39

This doesn't surprise me. I witnessed one of my neighbour's dogs eat the other's shit. Dogs will basically eat anything they can get their jaws around.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7407749 - Friday 10 February 2017 6:15

Isn't there plenty of snotty tissue to go around?

By awildwhisper | 29

#7407751 - Friday 10 February 2017 6:16

That made me gag.. a lot. My dog loved to raid my trash bins for tissues.

By jcash52426 | 5

#7407908 - Friday 10 February 2017 12:25

Dog fight! I bet the one on the left wins.

By jenninyc1128 | 17

#7408098 - Friday 10 February 2017 18:24

Same here, just have one dog tho

By hansolokesselrun | 4

#7408281 - Friday 10 February 2017 23:21

Could I get some

By bigred121970 | 10

#7408341 - Saturday 11 February 2017 1:56

??EEEEEW!!!!

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