Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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Top comments
MisterMichael 9
Did reading this make anyone else yawn?
peanuts363 12
Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.
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Comments (170)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And not in a good way.
Randomfalla 4
Did everyone just read his profile because she said its awesome? :)
kyangel 1
I woulda French kissed him anyways ;)
Roziitaah12 1
Sammmnnnn that sucks
Sandman578737 0
You'll get over it
outoftown 27
Yup, I did. And the giggles stopped me yawning. Cure!
itsa_maddy 19
You must be a terrible kisser.
nickgreen 2
Haha sucks for you
niall92 6
well excuse him for being tired lol. srsly tho, sometimes fatigue gets the best of people and if u don't want the relationship to go under you can't take it personally.
NeedSomeLogic 7
Slap him and say oh i though you had a fly on your face.
NAAMxLOOS 11
That's just ******* stupid. If you slapped him, you'd want him to know why you did that, wouldn't you?