By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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naxeeb 33

That sucks! Maybe you should try doing the same? Give him a taste of his own medicine!!

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Caitie_kid 8

Or just stop kissing him until he stops.

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NoFlippinWai 24

Make a game of it: close your lips when he is about to do it. and do it to him first. Then giggle and proclaim yourself the winner. Become really good at it. Men dont enjoy losing. He will stop eventually. My husband did.

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jazzy_123 20

not really a taste of his own medicine. My bf and I do it to each other and crack up every time one of us forgets and then gets upset about it. Its our own little game :)

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pdp_fml 21

I'm sure that if you tell him that he'll get no sex if he continues that behavior, that he'll soon stop.

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isallwaysme 27

i would say around 13-14 judging by the username. but then again, my immature friend in grade 11 was doing this to his girlfriend not too long ago.

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martin8337 35

Probably 12. # 8 I just saw that you said the same thing, I noticed that after I posted the comment.

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caralily 10

My boyfriend is 20 and thinks it's really hilarious. But, he has the mentality of a 5 year old, so....

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soulebelius 17

Judging by your username, it's likely that you're both on the younger side, so I'm not too surprised.

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RadikulRam 16

#6, considering Merpaderp14 is subbed to pewdiepie, smosh, onedirection and shane on YouTube, I think it's really obvious.

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RadikulRam 16

Nope, a simple click, drag, click, click, click and click.

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merpaderp14 6

actually were seniors in highschool I just can't say I care much about my username haha

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HortonThelephant 15

Depending on just how much he enjoys "blowing hard", keep your eyes peeled op. He may be swinging for the other team.

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jnanderson 16

What is the logic behind this? This makes zero sense

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RedPillSucks 31

That would probably make more sense if he was sucking on her tongue during the kiss.... Damn. Just gave myself a bad mental image.

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Noremac42 8

Is your boyfriend, by any chance, a lifeguard?

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solesamurai 3

This joke doesn't get enough appreciation

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awkwardlysmiles 12

Well just make it clear that theres nothing sexy about a mouthful of hot breath air. Shocking you actually have to explain this to someone.

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AthiestNun 11

And every time we touch, I get this feeling. And every time we kiss, I swear I could die. You sometimes make a fart noise no, Always you blow I need a different guy

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