By lorrilanee - 20/11/2010 06:20 - Australia

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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pwincessa23 1

Lol ur hilarious!! op should tell us all the different techniques of making out. no vacum kisses though.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

just be happy his not a komodo dragon, because they have poisonous saliva. and that shit stings!

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SunshineBoy21 0

Train the lad. Show him what pleases you and you'll never be disappointed again AND he'll be happy knowing he is pleasing his woman. It's all good!

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_TONGAN_ 5

well...at least you know he's an animal when comes down to stuff like that! lol

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

So how are you supposed to do it? I'd hate to be that guy if I ever get kissed... Any tips?

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FFML_314 11

Always classy, 94. I have no doubt that you can relate to FMLs like this.

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mitchie11 0

While I do find this fml to be humorous, I must ask, what's so wrong with that? I mean, maybe for a first kiss he shouldn't have gone all wild on you but when appropriate, getting wild with that tongue can be a turn on. Just sayin...

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thethingthatshou 4

Maybe he has a lizard fetish?

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Rangant 7

you mean there's a different way?? I just can't keep up with all these new trends :S

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knibbsy 4

Don't complain, he'd probably be amazing at ***********.

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rockhound 0

When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

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knibbsy 4

Especially when the Colonel's tongue gets possessed by a meth-addicted chameleon.

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Mierda2k 1

erm he is ur bf and u just made out with him? what are u virgin Mary or something. dnt u make out with them before you date people?

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Klumm 3

you're a ******* retard, obviously it's her boyfriend.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Yeah, #9, that's definitely how it works. Just like how you're supposed to get pregnant before you have sex.

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ispitflames 3

you must test drive the car before you lease it. **** before you date!

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Uhm. Actually. Most adults will have at least kissed someone they are "dating" before becoming exclusive.

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athenaxdivine 0

haha #96 like you even know how to ****. You look like your 13. Just sayin :D

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Reyann 0

your kidding rite? wow thts so retarded!

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1215116a 14

131 is so right :) and 9 not everyone wants to do that, other people (*****) may, but not decent people :p

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jvibertyo 0

I get where you guys are all coming from but it's a friends with benefits type thing that comes first, obviously the couple are attracted, it would be going pretty fast to go from friends straight to dating, but making out is a bit too much without dating, although if you're not allowed to date, then I understand what 9 is saying, just because 9 makes out with people before dating, doesn't mean 9's a ****,

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Draminicaus 0

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Exactly right. If you can't talk about this with him, you might as well break up now.

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Cinn_fml 22

What Draminicaus said, OP. That's all you need to know and do.

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youngclench 0

yeah, make sure your penguin to him. Otherwise the consequences may be drastic.

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DocBastard 38

"Listen babe, I really like you and I want to make this work. But the tongue lashing is over the top. I really need you to be more considerate when we make out. Be gentle. Kiss nicely, not too aggressHOLY SHIT A ******* PENGUIN!! OH MY GOD!!!" Like that?

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Draminicaus 0

...Drastic, indeed. :)

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starile 19

These things can definitely also be corrected while making out. *Show* him how you want it done; take it slow and he will follow. For some people, making out (or sex) takes practice, and so instead of just taking his odd kissing technique, help him refine it into something you enjoy. He'd rather please you than not, so start working with him now!

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CandidateForWax 0

Sound advice, but I also thumbed up you for the mental image of the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-waving, tube-man.

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