Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Did reading this make anyone else yawn?
peanuts363 12
Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.
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Comments (170)
OMGMAN84 0
Sorry to hear about that OP, but if it makes you feel any better yawning is an automatic act of the body if the brain isnt getting enough oxygen mabey he just needed to blow his nose :)
Axipiter 24
THANK you for mentioning that. Everyone else kept mentioning being tired, but I knew otherwise!
twilightterd 4
How can you not notice someones yawning? They make a noise and blow out air
kandi_kid69 15
35- People don't always make noise when they yawn. And I thought people always "blow out air." Was I wrong? ):
eccentrix 12
Do you yawn when you have too much oxygen?
Irishgypsy 2
That's better than falling asleep during sex
ryman82006 0
No it's not if there asleep u can get freaky without the next day being awkward between you two
Irishgypsy 2
* they're
TheSmoothDude 10
51, you couldn't be more wrong. What's wrong with you?
ApologyKick 25
The spelling error isn't quite what I'm worried about...
astralvagan 20
I do believe that borders on rape if they are asleep..... What kind of freak are you?
rsunshine2020 13
If he's yawning while kissing you, clearly there's something wrong with your chemistry with each other.
redmane 21
A yawn while kissing... better rethink her entire relationship! That makes sense.
DelphiCat 17
Pretty sure if it wasn't open mouth already it wasn't making out....
rcgirl2 11
Maybe he's tired or he's bored with you.
Mearemoi 14
He's probably tired. Yawning is something the body does to keep people who are sleepy, awake :)
redmane 21
Guess again.
Eiregal2 10
you have one of the most unique profiles I have ever seen on fml. I enjoyed reading it and it made me giggle!
brandon3747 16
He was tired obviously
perdix 31
Obviously, your relationship has become boring, tedious and tiresome. There are only two possible choices: dump him or marry him.
Irishgypsy 2
I'd vote dump him. Marriage is like violence, it's not the answer.
TheUnholyApple 6
Some people find that violence is the answer, especially when it comes to marriage. Perdix knows what I'm talking about.
Irishgypsy 2
I guess two wrongs could make a right. At least my ex wife thought so!!!
perdix 31
#59, I don't believe I do.