Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Did reading this make anyone else yawn?
peanuts363 12
Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.
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Comments (170)
ryman82006 0
That's what u get he might have stayed up all night with a dying family member and all u can think about is your self
BigSexy123 11
Yea... that didn't happen. Stop being so cynical.
ladybuggirl1234 3
i had a bf that didnt know how to kiss. his mouth was wide open and i was like wtf??? my mouth isnt even that big! he literally sucked my face
TheBloodyMuffin 2
Try spicing up your relationship. Get a catsuit or something that amuses the male. Then he wouldn't be very tired kissing you.
theycallmejadeee 8
My first kiss involved the guy sucking my face. I thought he was being funny. He was serious.
everydayFML2121 5
You need to date smarter people. Or anyone who knows how to pleasure a lady.
redmane 21
High intelligence directly relates to sexual skill?
everydayFML2121 5
High intelligence and a good amount of common sense go hand in hand. And common sense can relate to better or higher sexual skill on that level.
redmane 21
Not always. My roommate is very intelligent but it's no surprise when he asks how to boil water. He's 20. I'm sure that a lot of unintelligent men or women are skilled sexually, and vis versa.
elian_fml 5
Well that sucks maybe he was just tired
ktto14 2
give him a 5 hour energy.. ;-)
zachattack112492 4
French kiss? What, are you 12?
everydayFML2121 5
Your username is zachattack and you are holding a gun in your picture. You're obviously the mature one.
larouche362 10
Im 12 and most people think its gross AF.
everydayFML2121 5
I french-kissed when I was 12.
zachattack112492 4
I'm holding a gun because I'm in the military smart ass. And who says French kiss anymore? Last time I heard that I was 12, HOW ******* IRONIC IS THAT SHIT
Steel_BZ 8
U must be a bad kisser...
kemando 22
People yawn to cool their brain, and to focus more clearly.
XxH3AV3NLYxX 3
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