Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
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MisterMichael 9
Did reading this make anyone else yawn?
peanuts363 12
Could be worse. My first kiss involved the girl trying to shove her tongue as far into my mouth as she could.
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Comments (170)
shutyourmouth12Z 7
He wasn't board of you he just likes to keep his mouth wide open ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Good thing he wasn't a slab of wood. Jeez, that would have been awkward.
larouche362 10
All these kissing tips and stories make me feel like im at an educational part of FML
CrazyGiirlfriend 0
Kill his sister, that will show him.
JustKittyKat 24
Obviously, he was attempting to suck out your soul.
Emily9352 13
Well, the guy was tired. Let him sleep instead of making out.
moikristine 11
Yawning doesn't necessarily mean you're bored, it just means your brain needs more oxygen..!
iipinkette 16
Atleast he didnt sneeze...?
hateevryone 15
He must've been bored.
oreocookies2012 1
Lol!!!!!!!!! you can yawn while kissing?
hmariem 1
Maybe you should find a new guy...